Tonight's fun Mariners jerseys

RALLY SHOES

Tiddies are too sweaty

SHOTS ON SITE

New DIY Mariners merch is gonna go so hard with my city connect jersey

Omg I didn't post this 2 batters ago WHOOPS

I'm too old for Fireball

This queen was stoked about some earlier-than-normal playtime

This is a wildly pleasing color palette

If I send you this, it means I'm definitely alive and well

If there's a little nook, a corner, a small alcove, I'm gonna find it and I'm gonna sit in it

We're doing our part 🫡

Time to rallyyy

Called out by Cocaine Bear

PREGAME RALLY

At the end of camp every day, the coaches give out baseball cards and my kid got this gem today 🫡

My nugget on the first day of Mariners Diamond Camp at Funko Field 🥹🥹

EMERGENCY RALLY PART DEUX

EMERGENCY RALLY SHOT TIME

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Today's casual grocery store look that had people wondering if I was bottomless

... so I threw the crows a bunch of peanuts around my yard and patio and they gathered them into a pile? This feels ritualistic?

A CROW BROUGHT ME A GIFT 😭 I've been feeding them for a year and a half and just now, one brought me a glove 😭😭😭 He was on my fence with it yesterday but got spooked and he came back with it today 😭😭😭 (I have thoroughly washed my hands, don't worry)

What is happening

Rally shots + Ollipop grape review

Happy Bryan Woo Bump Day

EXTRAS OH NO

One of my nails broke badly 😭 happy pride, I guess (Also very tempted to draw a dick here #iykyk)

LOOK WHO JOINED