Selzero
@selzero
Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future
Oi you. Yes you. Stop doom scrolling. Get up and #CarpeTheHellOutOfThisMFingDiem
Bernie asked "Hey Den, why does heaven have gates? Who is God trying to protect himself from, with a gate?" I said "Don't be stupid Bernie. It's so that the Mormons have something to knock on."
Why are you trying to threaten people with a good time bro. Kid Rock is right there, threaten to send him.
The status quo is not "human nature" it is designed and maintained through corruption and violence. Tell them Paul Jav.
MFers one of your PMs in the merry go round from last term was outlived by a lettuce. Sit down.
After the new surveillance laws, and the declaration that dissent is terrorism, I can confirm this is a DS9 post. HT @mskellymhayes.bsky.social
"When it was just between the Nazi and the alien, I knew where I stood, but I'm not sure now, the fox is kind of dapper though"
"We have got Balogun, Tillman, and Adams!" You also used to have Johnny Cash, Charley Pride, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope, but that time has passed, you now have Trump, no cash, no pride, no jobs, and no bloody hope.
Pocan: "I know you're a Christian nationalist by declaration." Vought: "This is the second year in a row that you've used that slander." Pocan: "You wrote an article called 'Is There Anything Actually Wrong With Christian Nationalism?
Trump signs executive order declaring that algae green is just another shade of blue.
These right wing melts get everything wrong again and again and again, yet they will be here tomorrow getting the next thing wrong too. Idiocracy is here.
The USA is being run by idiots, and some people want to import the nonsense here.