Seth Christenfeld was thoroughly irritated by everything

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Lyricist, librettist, dramaturg...mensch? I haven't updated my website (sethdoesthings.com) since the Obama administration. Aspiring alter kocker and freelance know-it-all.

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Bluesky

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DRAMATURGY, MOTHERFUCKERS

Threads post from rohita.kadambi:

So, like not to be that person but the sitcoms "Joey" and "30 Rock" never overlapped on NBC. "Joey" ended in May of 2006 and the "30 Rock" pilot was October 11, 2006.

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Statler

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If we're gonna gild existing statues, surely one of them can be the Ralph Kramden statue at Port Authority. He's a true American hero.

A statue of Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden from The Honeymooners. He stands, dignified as ever, lunchbox in his right hand as his left hand holds his jacket. A true American hero.

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Heavy Side

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The authors of THE LOST BOYS:

Garth Marenghi: "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards."

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Randry

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Brooke Shield

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Driffers Difters (in between those two they got it right once)

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and it didn't even get the quote right!

A frame from The Simpsons: Bart reading the words "In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts."

Seth Christenfeld was thoroughly irritated by everything@sethdoesthings· Jul 3

"I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda" is a Simpsons quote, btw.

Bart Simpson informing Lisa that he is familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda

Seth Christenfeld was thoroughly irritated by everything@sethdoesthings· Jun 25

has anybody ever seen David Corenswet and Wentworth Miller in the same place at the same time? be honest.

David Corenswet, handsome actor, looking oddly like Wentowrth Miller

Handsome actor Wentworth Miller, looking like himself

Seth Christenfeld was thoroughly irritated by everything@sethdoesthings· Jun 23

MAINTEIN DEPOSE (someone corrected this before me)

TO HELP MAINTEIN PROPER RESTROOM
OPERATION, PLEASE DO NOT DEPOSE
OF PAPER TOWELS, TOILET PAPER,
TISSUES, OR ANY OTHER ITEMS IN THE
URINALS.

Next to "DEPOSE" is handwritten "well don't vote them out either"

Seth Christenfeld was thoroughly irritated by everything@sethdoesthings· Jun 21

Scott Ignoble

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Edna

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My name is Samuel Cooper There's monsters that I fear I come from Albuquerque I was an engineer I've traveled to the Boroughs I used to have a wife A creature ate my neighbor Now I'm scared for my life Yes I'm scared for my life!