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Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· 3d

Alright, so with money being secured, I need to rant about Throne for a minute. I have taken all pieces of clothing off my Throne wish list after the last item I received. Tbh I thought about deleting my Throne entirely, but atm I don't have a good substitute. 🧵

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· 3d

TONIGHT, Wafflor Hauson is back, and this time, he's ready to go beast mode on a motherfucker. Join us for Skyrim with Crowd Control starting NOW on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/sexylilcryptid { #streamer ⚝ #twitch ⚝ #furry ⚝ #skyrim ⚝ #crowdcontrol ⚝ #pngtuber ⚝ #vtuber }

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· 3d

🥲 Let the records show that it's *really* hard to find a good dinosaur crop top in the age of A.I. This fuckin' blows, man.

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· 5d

ALRIGHT. FOR REAL THIS TIME. Your favorite Nord is back. AND Wafflor Hauson definitely has beast form now. I uninstalled and reinstalled all the mods (including crowd control and SKSE64) and spent the day playing through the earliest save. Had *no* problems with the wolf quest. 😵‍💫

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· 6d

Doin' a Pelo dance in my living room finding out that Re:Zero has new eps in 3 days. So fucking stoked. And drunk.

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· 8d

Can I interest you in two scoops of cryptid goodness? { #nsfw ⚝ #realnsfw ⚝ #nsfwsky ⚝ #monstergirl ⚝ #monsterfucker ⚝ #virginkiller ⚝ #sideboob ⚝ #streamer }

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Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· 13d

These last 4 days at work were *rough*. I was really hoping my paycheck cleared today, but alas. 😮‍💨 Still don't have my iron pills. I look like someone has been beating me. 3 more extra work days to go, so for all the people who think bruises are hot, I'll be a 10/10 lmao.

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· 16d

TONIGHT, I choose violence by enabling Crowd Control! Join us for Cult of the Lamb starting NOW on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/sexylilcryptid { #streamer ⚝ #twitch ⚝ #maskedstreamer ⚝ #furry ⚝ #cultofthelamb ⚝ #vtuber ⚝ #pngtuber }

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· 22d

Everyone needs a cryptid for their kitchen. Get yours here! (knife not included) sexylilcryptid.printful.me { #nsfw ⚝ #realnsfw ⚝ #nsfwsky ⚝ #monstergirl ⚝ #monsterfucker ⚝ #sideboob }

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Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· 23d

TONIGHT, we finally take on our AWOOOO form just as the gods intended! Join us for Skyrim with Crowd Control starting NOW on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/sexylilcryptid { #streamer ⚝ #twitch ⚝ #maskedstreamer ⚝ #furry ⚝ #skyrim ⚝ #elderscrolls ⚝ #pngtuber ⚝ #vtuber }

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· 23d

It's been a hot minute, but I'd like to remind you that you can buy prints of dat ass on Printful! sexylilcryptid.printful.me { #cryptid ⚝ #nsfwsky ⚝ #streamer ⚝ #monstergirl ⚝ #fansly ⚝ #photography ⚝ #realnsfw ⚝ #booty ⚝ #printforsale }

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Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· 24d

Hey friends, no stream tonight. It's been a stressful day and I'm feeling rough thanks to Shark Week on top of it. Instead of doing Cult of the Lamb tomorrow, we'll do Skyrim, so we'll still have the Wolfflor Hauson fun.

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· 25d

TONIGHT, I actually, finally did what I said and worked on the game off-stream! Join us for Subnautica in VR (with Crowd Control) starting NOW on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/sexylilcryptid { #streamer ⚝ #twitch ⚝ #maskedstreamer ⚝ #furry ⚝ #subnautica ⚝ #crowdcontrol }

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· 25d

ALRIGHT GUYS. ALRIGHT. I think... I managed to force fix my Skyrim file. WAFFLOR HAUSON LIVES ON AS A WEREWOLF!

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· 26d

So I think I'm finally at a place where I'm ready to recommit to my projects and put my nose to the grindstone. I've been sitting on editing my latest book for a hot minute and I'm finally working on it (and the second book in the series) in earnest. Took a couple months, but I'm here now. ✌️(1/3)

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· Jul 16

I just want to eat raw bell peppers all day. You can't stop me.

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· Jul 16

So, after a lot of experimenting and help from a friend last night, my Skyrim file might be super borked. The last ditch effort to save Wafflor Hauson is going to be loading a very early save and going back through the Companion quests. 🥲 Most cursed playthrough to date.

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· Jul 15

TONIGHT, does our trusty steed Ferrari still want to murder us? Let's find out! Join us for Skyrim with Crowd Control starting NOW on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/sexylilcryptid { #streamer ⚝ #twitch ⚝ #maskedstreamer ⚝ #furry ⚝ #skyrim ⚝ #elderscrolls ⚝ #pngtuber ⚝ #vtuber }

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· Jul 15

=w= You can sit down. There's room on the couch. Hopefully you're not a virgin~ { #nsfw ⚝ #realnsfw ⚝ #nsfwsky ⚝ #monstergirl ⚝ #monsterfucker ⚝ #virginkiller ⚝ #sideboob }

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Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· Jul 15

I had 6 of these little turds follow me this morning. I know it's just blind mass-following, but it sure would be nice if people actually read the anti-AI part of my profile bio.

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· Jul 15

Last night's stream was fucking awesome. Massive thanks to the regulars who keep chat interesting, the new additions who added to the fun, and the one guy who summoned the sea monsters and reaper leviathans for most of the night LOL. Oh the screams I scromt.

Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· Jul 14

I wish the lighting was this good in any other room of the house, but I guess we'll settle for 'super dated wallpaper kitsch' nudie photos. { #nsfw ⚝ #realnsfw ⚝ #nsfwsky ⚝ #curvy ⚝ #underboob }

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Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· Jul 7

It's been a while since I posted a pic, so I'll share some of my relaxation time with you~ I'm not sharing my beer, though. 🖕 { #streamer ⚝ #nsfw ⚝ #monstergirl ⚝ #grog ⚝ #coldones }

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Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· Apr 29

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Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· Apr 28

We interrupt this doomscrolling session for an important announcement: Butt. That is all. linktr.ee/sexylilcryptid { #cryptid ⚝ #nsfwsky ⚝ #streamer ⚝ #monstergirl ⚝ #fansly ⚝ #photography ⚝ #nsfw ⚝ #booty }

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Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· Apr 26

Treat yourself to something extra decadent today, sinners~ fansly.com/post/8987683... { #cryptid ⚝ #monster ⚝ #monstergirl ⚝ #monsterfucker ⚝ #mature ⚝ #goth ⚝ #skull ⚝ #streamer ⚝ #dildo ⚝ #baddragon ⚝ #grinding ⚝ #knot ⚝ #pussy ⚝ #stretching ⚝ #cum ⚝ #nsfw }

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Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· Apr 25

For #swsaturday, consider checking out some of my favorite vids on my Fansly! You can sub OR simply buy the ones you like. 😘 This thumbnail is from the video below~ fansly.com/post/8549344... { #cryptid ⚝ #streamer ⚝ #monstergirl ⚝ #fansly ⚝ #mature ⚝ #nsfwsky ⚝ #knot ⚝ #booty ⚝ #cum ⚝ #nsfw }

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Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· Apr 24

I tell you what. If you pass the test on Magick Theory next Monday, I'll let you kiss my heels. Is that enough of a reward for you? 💕 linktr.ee/sexylilcryptid { #NSFW ⚝ #stockings ⚝ #fansly ⚝ #cryptid ⚝ #monstergirl ⚝ #streamer ⚝ #photography ⚝ #feet ⚝ #feetsky }

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Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· Apr 23

Oooooo, you are feeling veeeery generous... You want to give me money by subbing to me on Fansly/Twitch or buying my priiiints... linktr.ee/sexylilcryptid { #cryptid ⚝ #streamer ⚝ #monstergirl ⚝ #photography ⚝ #fansly ⚝ #mature ⚝ #nsfwsky ⚝ #nsfw ⚝ #occultism }

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Call me Al 🔞@sexylilcryptid· Apr 22

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