If you'd read the Cateskitchin' you'd know that behavior is only acceptable on inline skates

Before and after. Jolly as a kitten last year, and at her new home now.

Every employment lawyer reading this like:

Quick, everyone own L by posting your cats grooming each other pictures.

Side effects include cowgirl blues

Those are rookie numbers. James Harden was eating way more than 20 turnovers a week in his quest to get traded away from the Rockets.

Gotta imagine the median voter still hasn't forgiven him for joining Team Canada

I have a screened-in porch that most of my cats like to go out in. (Some are former outdoor cats who want nothing to do with it. A few took years to build up the courage to try.) And this one little asshole keeps trying to ruin the whole thing by jumping at bugs through the screen.

Celebrating 10 years of the press embracing Milhouse-thought.

She needs the demotivational plaque from the Simpsons, but it says "Don't forget. You'll never be president."

Trying to explain the fraught dynamics of Team USA embracing operator culture to the other middle-aged men at the barbershop.

Yours looks all dainty and elegant. Mine looks like she's passed out drunk.

Median voter be like:

It's a chonk-off

Voter clawed. (Why are the Mecklenburg Co. stickers so lame?)

Siempre está soleado en Miami

America after John Cena interrupts the State of the Union address and hits the 5 moves of doom and forces the president to tap out.

Torn between two Simpsons references here, but the admin's sweaty flailing just keeps getting worse and it's really hard to imagine 3 more years of this.

English Civil War historians looking at the impending crises and the sudden relevance of their knowledge like: