Shaun Kitchener
@shaunkitchener
Writer ➡️
I truly think she’d be in a much better place artistically now if people hadn’t pretended this deserved to flop 😔
Just finished RHOBH S11… everything that was happening with this woman, the way she handled it, the way everyone else reacted to her… reality TV at its most fascinating!!!
I got to this bit in RHOBH last night and when I tell you I *gasped*
As if I just recognised the “what’s the mile high club?” lady from The Wedding Singer in an episode of Matlock (Maree Cheatham, legend you are)
got to Amster-Damn on my RHOBH watch and took pictures like I was on holiday
Luann Van Houten’s had work done in one of the new Simpsons eps and honestly, slay
ok this explains why I thought Cosmopolitan was reporting on a new rail link
Zara Larsson’s big summer banger finally piercing the UK chart at the most Peak Winter time of the year is quite wild (also Lush Life back in the Top 10? Sure!)
These are the songs I voted for (last week, before looking at anyone else’s) and… not many of them are doing well 🤣 but it’s all so close!! forms.gle/ZAr4UbmxLK1d...
Last Tango In Halifax S1E1 with the brat-branded supermarket bags, 12 years pre-brat
🪩 Songs of the Year 2025 voting is now OPEN!!! ✨ Give points to up to 10 of your top tracks, and catch the resulting rundown on Christmas Eve!! Oh putting this spreadsheet together always makes my YEAR. All the rules are on the form - vote closes 11am 23/12! forms.gle/ZGD2p8PsWpRT...
Kelly Clarkson getting her first UK Top 5 since Mr Know It All in 2011(!!!) ohhhh I know that's right
Thanks to all the legends who voted for our show at the WhatsOnStage Awards - we’re on the shortlist for Best New Musical 🥹 awards.whatsonstage.com
Ten years since I went mildly viral for completing investigative journalism
First day of rehearsals for Here & Now! Tour starts at the end of this month 😱
New draft finished, PDF’d and emailed to self; let’s celebrate that