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AI art is so good it can be hard to identify. Here’s an example from Google’s leading model: nearly impossible to tell this isn’t an authentic 1990s VHS tape. Pro tip: if you look closely in the bottom right, you can see some of the text is garbled together.
I don’t have energy to fight, but all this woman’s content sounds like AI to me and I’m leaving this here to gloat about later.
Hey remember when they said legalizing cannabis was gonna make Scott’s the most valuable company in the world? And among those hyping/reaping the bubble was Republican ex-Speaker John Boehner? Good times.
This reminds me to rewatch Jessica Lang and Jack Nicholson do sexy crimes whilst managing a diner in the 1981 remake of “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. It’s been so long I have no idea at what timestamp Anjelica Huston’s titties come out.
Bought a new robot designed to protect my limbs by taking forestry jobs off my hands. Mom asked “how’s it supposed to protect your limbs when it don’t have hands itself?” Those are chainsaw mounts, you useless cretin!
In case you’re blessedly unaware, this bot is classic Claude AI. It incorrectly summarized my post only to say it is “genuinely” (Anthropic’s favorite word) clever. But it’s the whole cheery analytical tone and 3-part paragraph structure that are dead giveaways.
Do people only adopt identities for political purposes these days? Can I still hate children for comedy? Let me not be the last to say “F*ck them kids.”
Spotify’s current app icon is the worst I’ve ever seen. This is what apps look like when they’re updating and not available. Just in case, I think we should all commit to never hiring Product Managers with Spotify on their resumes.
If anyone’s nodding but doesn’t know this one: please, I beseech you. It’s like Game of Thrones stripped of objectionable and corny elements, distilled into one volume. A giant bear emerges from the forest in a prehistorical Europe. Are people going to be chill about this? Find out!
Behold the humble but mighty Rio Grande. Lower side is wonderful hot springs in the US; opposite is incredibly good tacos and tamales for $10 USD. Chinga Tu Muro - Viva America!
Friends, please avenge me, I’m pretty sure this wedding I’m at is about to Kill Bill us.
This guy has quotes disabled, but my two cents is a yes-and: I’ve met women who owned Cybertucks and I agree they’ve never looked down there with a mirror either. Women is incel psychopaths too, go an brush ya shoulda off.
You’re all mishearing him. He isn’t imagining a sequel to the Vietnam War’s ‘Operation Rolling Thunder’, he’s referring to this SEGA Genesis title about US government employees, aka “Mega Drive 2” in Vietnam.
No hate on OP, only tangent: orange jumpsuits are mainly used for irl prisoner transfers (they’re ’high-vis’), and empowering TV women. On Rikers (eg), brown means ‘Netflix is filming a trial’ and green is ‘lifetime of inhuman torture.’
I kept it live for the whole race but had to pause to save this to the camera roll. [technically pre-podium]
The only people I’ve ever heard hating-on Catholics are other Catholics. My guess is this Facebook weirdo did it.
Here’s an unedited one from a San Fran street photographer friend of mine, Ross Goodwin, who said he liked your above photo too.
New York is the greatest place on Earth because the closest bodega has eg a Bajan (Barbadian) coconut butter cookie that is only distributed in Jamaica. Like, a Jamaican bodega imported this to sell to Bajans. Meanwhile Trinis own the restaurant next door and the parent company of this bakery.
Anyway I submit this lineup of 1840 US Marshals for First Diagnosed Guy.