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Shenanigans@shenanigans· 18d

Probably the best thing that can happen on a Friday when it's over 100° is for the air conditioning in your office to break

Thermostat in my clinic showing that it's currently 82° due to no airrrr

Shenanigans@shenanigans· 29d

Even when I get the thinnest lens available they end up looking like coke bottles

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Jul 8

Just catching up with my good friend Mitch McConnell. He's just out of frame, laughing too

Photo of Nathan fielder laughing by himself

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Jun 24

That'll do, pig

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Jun 21

It's important to continue making art you don't think is very good and in that spirit I present you this

Oil pastel drawing of a cut papaya. It's ok.

Shenanigans@shenanigans· May 30

Woof

2.5"x3.5" mixed media painting of a dog (mostly face) on watercolor paper

Shenanigans@shenanigans· May 22

Bestie I fear I'm at my limit

A 2.5"x3.5" watercolor paper painting of a red flower on a yellow patterned background. Watercolor and acrylic paint

Shenanigans@shenanigans· May 20

Might have to paint a companion piece to this one

A painting of a cow staring mournfully out to sea

Shenanigans@shenanigans· May 19

Bluesky team all day every day

A man standing in front of a huge bank of wires and computing stuff with his hands on his hips

Shenanigans@shenanigans· May 10

Anyway here's this, enjoy

2.5"x3.5" watercolor paper mixed media painting of a piglet

Shenanigans@shenanigans· May 3

Barely staving off existential despair

2.5"x3.5" watercolor paper card with 11 flowers in vases. Watercolor, acrylic paint, and micron pen

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Apr 19

we actually don't appreciate your tone

2.5"x3.5" mixed media painting on watercolor paper of a purple elephant on a yellow background

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Apr 17

Happy friday from a purple chicken and a vase of flowers

2.5"x3.5" card with a mixed media painting of a purple chicken on a yellow background

2.5"x3.5" mixed media painting of a vase of flowers

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Apr 13

It's monday please enjoy some tiny flowers in a tiny jar on tiny paper

2.5"x3.5" watercolor paper with a painting of a jar of yellow flowers on a purple background. Mixed media

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Apr 12

Don't go towards the light carol ann

Tiny painting of an orange-ish sea turtle swimming upwards through light blue water

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Apr 11

This is not a pencil

Small painting of a pencil on a light blue polka dotted background

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Apr 4

For reference

personsonable

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Apr 4

Happy easter weekend

A small card with two painted mushrooms reading 'you can not kill me in a way that matters' which is from a tumblr post

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Apr 3

Guess who officially changed back to her maiden name and bought perfume to celebrate

A bottle of Daisy Wild by Marc jacobs perfume

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Mar 30

Who knew puns could be therapeutic

A small painting of a purple flowering plant with a bee on one of the flowers. It says 'hey honey' which is terrible and i should be imprisoned

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Mar 30

Now he has a friend

A small card with a painting of a whale that says "whale hello"

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Mar 29

Everything is terrible so painted a shrimp

A small watercolor painting of a shrimp on a card that says "you're shrimply the best"

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Mar 16

I've been trying to figure out oil pastels for a couple of weeks and I think I'm actually getting worse 😀

Oil pastel drawing of tomatoes on a vine with a blue background. No comment on the quality of the piece.

Oil pastel drawing of an orange yellow moth on a blue green background. It's fine.

Oil pastel peach. I have forgotten why I started this cursed journey.

Oil pastel flower on a tan background. That's all i have to say about that.

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Mar 15

It's glorious

A chia pet of Weird Al with beautiful green chia hair. I neglected to grow his mustache though unfortunately so his face is bare and raw-dogging reality.

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Feb 24

At home self haircut verdict - not bad!! I even did layers!! Crisis averted. My shirt is from @moxiest.art you should get one

A selfie of me showing my curly hair that I cut myself and my favorite shirt from @moxiest.art

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Feb 22

Super curly!! And passed it to my offspring

A selfie of me with my son showcasing all the curls

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Feb 18

Update on the situation

The view out my front door. It's still snowing and we have a couple inches of accumulation

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Feb 17

The rumors are true, it is snowing at my house

A picture out the side door of my house. Snow is falling and covering the ground

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Feb 17

This is actually exactly where I hoped I'd be when I started making the quilt on the left 20 years ago and the quilt on the right 4ish years ago. Layered in bed with them on cold nights, tracing the lines of quilting with my fingers

A picture of my legs crossed sitting on my bed. There are two quilts under me, one with a star pattern and one with a house pattern. I'm wearing rainbow socks

Shenanigans@shenanigans· Feb 6

This is less than a mile from me