Simon needs to be sedated on occasion for exams, and we have his nails done when that happens.

Here's an example from a match in progress: NZL, white border = white jersey. BEL, red border = red jersey.

Yes

Randall Munroe is the only exception to this.

😀

For @mpolikoff.bsky.social @audreywatters.bsky.social and whoever else needs this.

I just can’t wait to repeat eventually the heady days of September 1981, when a young one’s heart turned to 10-year T-bill yields

Summer reading list is always a tsundoku, sometimes a multiple-pile tsundoku.

And lo, a sign appeared in the heavens. Okay, not the heavens. A wall in my gym. Next to a bunch of leg press and squat machines.

And here's another Simon!

And here in Arizona…

Now available to me: a reward at the end of the semester.

It's a little more narrow than that -- from his NYU page. 😅

My fellow historian of ed Crystal Sanders won the outstanding book award from the Association for the Study of Higher Education, and is having a fireside chat on April 27. Registration: www.ashe.ws/events/oba-2...

I think you have two options, at least according to Yelp.

I did get from LAX to my AERA hotel in an hour during rush hour on Metro. This is progress!

What if Trump decided to start criticizing Pope Leo for something he's actually vulnerable on, at least for those of us who understand what the One True Pizza is.

To be honest, some have always wondered about <waves generally> all of this, especially if midmorning snack is late

The problem in a nutshell (and please feel free to steal): Amazon Prime Video's labeling of a lovely small movie from the 1980s.

In the next 40 minutes, the moon could do the funniest thing.

The right place to teleport in Rome, GA, wrong answers only?

Hi Lucky! Here’s Simon

Literally. Yeah, gonna buy this former DHS bobblehead and stick it in my gravel front yard, because I've always wondered if I wanted a garden Noem.

My favorite is this description from Prime Video:

Very tempted to call it a night at <checks watch> 6:47 pm MST.

So… someone years ago didn’t think clearly about URLs and brand names: a friend to me just now

You say this on March 16..

Probably not Source: fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1TpWI

I try my first-draft stand-up jokes in the comments of Facebook ads.