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william jeff buckley

@sheslisalisa

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william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· 13d

sorry my feet are gross but like seriously look at my fucking ankles and this is with me wearing bugspray every time i leave the damn house (hairy legs; guess you can take the girl out of portland but can't take portland out of the girl)

A photo of a woman's ankles and feet with an obscene number of bug bites on them. This woman knows netter than to post feet pics on the internet but is so rabidly angry about the mosquitoes that she doesn't even care.

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Jul 15

nyc:

A version of the Jane Lynch meme from Glee. The text reads "I am going to create a statue that is so covered in piss"

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Jul 12

guys i did it i got a @picklesbaseball.bsky.social tattoo

A brunette woman in glasses (me) shows off a Portland Pickles raise the chairs tattoo on her bicep

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Jun 30

pausa de hidratación

An image from the horror film The Descent. A woman emerges from a pool of blood, gasping for air.

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Jun 29

Sorry to share from this particular poaster but this is such a good tack from Mamdani. "expanded pre-k, filling potholes, knicks win, suited mayors are jumping in pools" is a winning message

Screenshot of an Aaron Rupar skeet:

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com

KARL: Rs are gonna make you the poster child for the D Party

MAMDANI: Let them. We don't have to ask ourselves what life looks like if a socialist wins. I won last year & over the course of the last 6 months what we've delivered for working people are the very things we were told were impossible.

8:27 AM · Jun 28, 2026

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Jun 11

i'm tryin to participate in the knicks discourse but have no idea what's goin on

Two skeets from Bsky user @sheslisalisa

"I refuse to belive you all actually like basketball. that's just cope for not understanding baseball. "

"i'm hoopin but it's hoop 'n' stick"

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· May 21

uh oh

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· May 19

this was me all last week while that was going around

The angry goose meme.

Top panel: A goose's head. Text says "what else happened in 2008?"

Bottom panel: goose is chasing a person. Text says: "what happened in 2008?"

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· May 8

Squidward looks sadly out a window at SpongeBob and Patrick laughing outside. Text reads, "Me at my Moodle-using institution" and "Colleagues who can't grade student work because it's all in Canvas."

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Apr 26

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

A photo of the suspected shooter at the WHCD. He is a man with dark hair and a beard, with his eyes closed. He is shirtless and facedown on the carpet, and his hands appear to be restrained behind his back. Several men with weapons and tactical gear are standing behind and around him.

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Apr 2

this one kills me

A tweet.

User @TweetPotato314

"Her: let's role play

Me: ok i'll be elmo and you'll be-

Her: elmo?

Me: oh fuck yes two elmos"

8:44 AM 18 Sep 20

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Mar 25

idk i found her to be pretty artful

A screenshot of a video. It depicts a Scottish woman who, after Margaret Thatcher died, said "I'd put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she never comes back"

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Feb 28

I hate toilet training a child!!!!!

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Feb 9

A meme of a Norman Rockwell painting in which a man stands up in a crowd and speaks bravely. Here, he says "The bunny was good"

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Jan 24

A black and white photo of a man in a suit, sitting with his legs crossed and hands folded around his knee. The man is Rod Sterling, presenter of The Twilight Zone.

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Jan 22

i'm moving to DC this summer. hope i can get some jury duty in the next few years

A man in a yellow sport coat stands behind a tree. He is looking out from behind the tree and rubbing his hands and licking his lips.

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Jan 22

A picture of Ms. Rachel and Zohran Mamdani pretending to cry

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Dec 15

this is a cool mushroom

A purplish mushroom, surrounded by fallen pine needles.

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Nov 18

sorry only bush is providing appropriate commentary about this?

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Nov 18

George W Bush learning about 9/11

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Nov 17

what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

The Iron and Wine album cover for The Shepherd's Dog. It has a yellow background and a pinkish-red dog

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Nov 11

oh no

An excerpt of text with a section highlighted: "If the sentences were making sense, the reader must be getting the words right, or right enough."

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Oct 14

this is a fucking banger

A screenshot of a music player with the song Gaslighter from the album Gaslighter by the country band The Chicks. The album cover is three Barbies, representing the members of the band.

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Sep 5

looking at your pictures, I find this reported attendance simply impossible to believe

Screenshot of a portion of the box score from the White Sox at Twins game on September 4, 2025. There is a red circle around the attendance, which is 13,188.

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Aug 28

well,

A meme

Top text: watching Cubs games

Bottom text: Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Aug 23

the screencap is, no joke, three years old, and yet still relevant why is kyle tucker batting second???

Screencap of a conversation in gchat

Lisa Now

U up?

I gotta complain about the Cubs lineup

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Jul 15

Cal Raleigh's butt. His butt is big.

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Jun 27

What athlete's expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?

A photo of Anthony Rizzo, first baseman for the Chicago Cubs, holding a baseball in his glove with both arms stretched above his head. He is shouting with joy. He just caught the final out of Game 7 of the 2016 World Series, thrown to him across the diamond by Kris Bryant. Behind him in the stands there are disappointed Cleveland fans and delighted Cubs fans celebrating the win.

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· Jun 5

Most impactful missed call was actually the 4th pitch of this ab

Screenshot of the MLB gameday app from the Cubs/Nationals game on June 4, 2025. Matthew Boyd was pitching, and Nasim Nuñez was batting. Going in to this at-bat, Matthew Boyd had a perfect game. There are two called strikes in the zone, and three called balls outside the zone. There is one called ball that was on the corner of the strike zone and should have been called a strike. Had this pitch been called correctly, the next pitch would have been strike 3, ending the at-bat. Instead, it was strike two, and the last pitch was a ball, resulting in a walk and ending Boyd's bid for a perfect game.

william jeff buckley@sheslisalisa· May 11

there may not be a mercy rule in mlb, but that last called strike was a mercy call

Screenshot of MLB gameday, showing the last out of a 21-0 slaughter of the historically terrible 2025 Colorado Rockies by the San Diego Padres. The call is way outside.