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@shilpa
shilpa poppadom died for our sins
top tip for any fascists: similar to post halloween, currently all of your favourite merch is available on discount right now in all good supermarkets. going to patriotically beat up my wife tonight on a discount!
after the second goal he said “this is because ann’s watching over them. england beating norway is what she wanted. and one of the team’s homophobic too, her spirit lives within england today”
the ai model this company is using for their ads has trained their data on paddy ashdown
rishi sunak feels so ai generated. like he’s so dead behind the eyes i saw a video of him just now and assumed it was a deepfake but then realised i haven’t seen him in a while and he just looks like that
back in hospital again rishi? but you’ve only just recovered from surgery. this must be so difficult for your family
there’s an entire genre of rishi sunak ai slop for indian immigrants you’re all missing out on
don’t worry india has a….certain skill….in making bill gates attend events he has not in the room for. or even, aware is happening.
i’ve been saying from the start that a king charles praying with the pope was going to lead us to disaster
i’m not a journalist i just like gossip and this was one of the first things i found in the epstein files. is our press really not bothering to look in to the files??
ok this screenshot is amazing but also - is it not mental that with all of the nonces named in the epstein files it’s just peter mandelson being prosecuted and it’s not for nonce crimes??? has nonce britain decided to just offer amnesty to all nonces
shout out to kavya kaushik, the journalist who reports on gold investment bonds at the independent, for now forever being tied to my independent byline page and therefore now being journalist on both gold investment and also justin bieber’s willy