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@shiradrenaline

still me! 🌹🇰🇷✡️💙💜❤️🦞 🍉 she/they esports, comix, ⚾️, civil rights, transit. lgm bs biostats, mSc epi. now: public health. biostatistician & epidemiologist, editing. past: other stuff (riot games, proofreading, dishwashing etc). dm for work. ML👍commercial genai👎

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Bluesky

¿Es tu perfil?Reclámalo y shiradrenaline.dirty.social es tuyo.Reclamar perfil

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Jun 27

finally, a game to rule the pack

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Jun 27

lmao

results of political quiz that say closest match: zohran mamdani

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Jun 26

GOOD EVENING AND HAPPY PRIDE NEW YORK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

hand holding a dole whip and a pride flag in front of the mets phillies game

mets phillies at cities field as seen from nosebleed seats

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Jun 20

an absolutely gorgeous sunset under clouds sweeping the park with tons of people sitting and eating

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Jun 14

if anyone was curious btw

iceberg graphic which details the levels of Jalen conspiracydom

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Jun 14

a man in a knicks jersey has ascended the statue in union square. a traffic cone is also there

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Jun 13

onix with pupils replaced by little u symbols

slowpoke with pupils replaced by little u symbols

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Apr 30

In the light of the recent Mega Starmie Self-Destruct-Passimian strategy, have you considered revisiting this format with the new boy?

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Apr 23

Getting an ad for Michael in the middle of this piece sure was something.

A screenshot of the linked article with an advertisement for the film 'Michael' embedded in the scroll.

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Apr 23

I ordered the jomboy shirt I'm so fed up

Orange shirt with angry baseball cartoon characters, captioned I HATE MY FAVORITE TEAM I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH TOMORROW

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Apr 7

great time to remember this tweet

Tweet by @tonyhawktruther which reads "NASA just revealed a heaven-like planet where you can drink a beer at the lake. And they’re calling it Earth."

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Apr 2

I believe we've been driven to a certain position, at this point

Suit-wearing gentleman in a kaiju film, speaking with the caption "It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask Mothra to help." I don't remember which mothra film this is from and I can't seem to find out. sorry.

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Mar 27

I was trying to remember why this image feels so familiar and then I realized it contains the same divine spark that motivated @cwgabriel.bsky.social not so long ago to depict one our greatest malefactors

clammy sam altman as drawn by mike krahulik, patting his still-clothed rump and asking to be paddled

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Mar 19

dr manhattan from watchmen with the thought box "I am tired of earth. these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangled of their lives." a thought bubble emerging from dr manhattan containing a poultry drumstick has been edited in

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Mar 13

easily the most discomfiting decontextualized email preview received from @thebaffler.com so far 🫡

Gmail notif which reads "A Consummation Devoutly to be Wished", line break, "There is no permanent remedy for grief and agita."

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Mar 12

the juice issues forth from this website like an eternal fountain

back-to-back instances of @ceej.online's skeet regarding restaurant-pilling, one a screenshot and one a reskeet. skeet text as follows:
ME: I'm restaurant-pilled. I'm fully ketchuped up. I'm frenchfrymaxxing.
FIRST DATE: Okay. Sure, this place is pretty good.
ME: (under my breath) I'm The Burger Enjoyer.

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Mar 11

I have nothing but respect for these individuals and their passions but I *am* curious about what would make these suggested for me, bluesky

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Mar 10

random cutscene that occurs like two hours after taking one that's just b-roll of the exterior of a public bathroom while kiryu, in voice-over captioning over smooth jazz, wonders why his piss is so neon yellow

empty bottle of energy shot lipovitan with an english language label

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Feb 26

made stickers out of my groceries. dried wood ear mushroom is $2.65/5oz at tan tin hung rn do NOT sleep on this! every metrocard swipe is a potential bag of wood ear. walk that 20 blocks!!

a stack of groceries containing viet condiments, proteins, and noodles, and pouches of red spice powders from kalustyan's, a NYC indian spice purveyor

same as the other from a different angle. a stack of groceries containing viet condiments, proteins, and noodles, and pouches of red spice powders from kalustyan's, a NYC indian spice purveyor

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Feb 19

everyone was kneeling out of respect

new york times excerpt reading "Mr. Mamdani will fast while giving speeches, traveling across the city and greeting constituents without so much as a snack or a sip of water. He will break his fast at a handful of his favorite local restaurants throughout the weeks, and his office will support meal distribution efforts that some mosques with large migrant populations are leading, Ms. Rahim said."

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Feb 17

Huh! The first one + /book, which is where google wants to send me, isn't working for me!

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Feb 6

bonking our heads together again. finger-drawing this from memory on the train, we can find out later how wrong I got them

finger drawing of lil yokai watch cheeks guy and brutus buckeye holding hands and speaking fondly of a caiman. it's not good but it is Good

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Jan 30

works cited:

tumblr post. first poster writes "The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor." a second poster replies "how dare you say we piss on the poor"

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Jan 13

(points) that's me!

Most immigrant groups in the United States retain certain words and phrases from the old language even if the modern population can’t speak it. But for people outside those groups, and even, often, inside them, it’s next to impossible to pick out a specific regional accent in the way a Jewish American says “challah” or a Korean-American says “jjigae.” How can someone who doesn’t speak the language possibly have an regional accent?

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Dec 28

THE RETURN OF SEASONS GREASONS!!!

An image of a person happily gesturing to a shiny sculpture of an eggplant.

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Dec 17

acknowledging all other scouring superb as well, I especially liked these lines from the pan of 'Independent' as a way to epitomize how the moment differs from the ex-moment:

Text which reads: It was dated before it arrived at the printers, perhaps before it was even written; no doubt it will be studied by the historians and anthropologists of the future. Jean-Pierre is an artifact of an age that looks recent on paper but feels prehistoric in practice—the age of pantsuits, the word ’empowerment,’ the musical Hamilton, the cheap therapeutic entreaties to ‘work on yourself’ and ‘lean in’ to various corporate abysses. Independent is written in the outmoded register of one of those lawn signs proclaiming that ‘in this house, we believe kindness is everything,’ which have been firmly planted, to no tangible electoral effect, since 2016 … at no point in Independent does she articulate a serious critique of Democratic policies.

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Dec 15

who else up insuring they health tn

an xkcd comic depicting a flowchart detailing how difficult it is to use a poorly-designed or maintained website to accomplish a task. https://xkcd.com/3175/

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Dec 10

teamwork makes the dream work via @adamserwer.bsky.social and @nstenhouse.bsky.social

Post from Adam Serwer that reads "I would like the phrase and concept of 'common decency' to make a comeback" followed immediately by a post from Neil Stenhouse that reads "I named my fists Shame and Common Decency because they are about to help restore freedom and justice and build a more peaceful world"

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Dec 9

Ya girl is extremely excited for the PH work we're gonna do with this data. www.nature.com/articles/s44...

Here we show that New York City’s congestion pricing policy significantly reduced ambient air pollution across the broader New York metropolitan area, with especially pronounced effects inside the new Congestion Relief Zone (CRZ). As a preview of our results, we estimate that average daily maximum PM2.5 concentrations declined by 3.05 μg/m3 (SE = 0.022) within the CRZ during the first six months of implementation. This marks an estimated 22% reduction from a projected counterfactual average of 13.8 μg/m3 had the policy not been adopted.

3 springrolls please@shiradrenaline· Dec 5

I'm sorta delighted by how they implemented Spiritomb for #pokemonsleep