Shirtless Whitson
@shirtlesswhitson
Absolute Dumbfuck at your service
“Comrades! All we have to lose is James Wood’s ability to get $1,000,000,000 in 2031!”
The cubs are 47-38. Their starting rotation has negative war. Imanaga is their ace and is worth 0.1 war. Colin Rea is their number 2.
Maaaan, hadn’t really looked lately but his splits are awful.
It’s very Padres for them to come out with this type of article 2 weeks after a mediocre player stops being good
Sorry to put poop on your TL but…fuuuuuuck this is kinda terrifying
I’m trying to imagine my poor grandpa watching a lineup with 6 sub .300 OBPs (it’s a slow day at work, I’m gonna post these all day, srry)
Literal worst offensive team in MLB history (hang the banner)
This dude beat my ass in 6th grade (I deserved it). You could tell he came from a fucked up family. I dunno that it was inevitable that he’d become a violent psychopath but it was always gonna be a battle for him to lead a peaceful life
Found this portrait of @johngennaro.com on a fence in front of some shacks in El Cajon
I found this dude like 5 minutes after the snake. Drown in a shallow tub. These mfers are dumb, I gotta tell ya
Obviously super early/small sample but this has been Castellanos so far