Paralives may be the first game where I have truly seen myself represented

(Moira Rose voice)

the control panel on this bad boy looks like so the "speed" button is what you'd expect. the "oscillation" button does nothing, also to be expected. the "timer" button lights up the 0.5H, 1H, etc. LED's, and automatically turns the fan off after the selected time frame. the "mode" button...welp

this did not prepare me for the fact that when it is running, it does...this because I am only somewhat insane, my first reaction to this uh. feature? was to try and find the option that turned this off

so I need to tell y'all about this fuck ass fan (a short thread)

these 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 things they neither lift nor peel. I can't remember the last time I didn't give up and stab the damn thing to get it open without dealing with this bullshit

grocery store: hey, so do you wanna inevitably spend several minutes cursing whilst collecting small round objects off of the floor around and under your fridge? me: fuck yes dude, you know I do grocery store:

me, leaving the house whilst being gay: alright, I'm going on a

literally me every time

another strong contender: Sims 4 pigeons

spiritually, I am a low poly Skyrim hawk

yeah, got this thermometer for you looks like that's it, got to go

yeah, got this hat for you looks like that's it, got to go

yeah, got these assorted grapes for you looks like that's it, got to go

yeah, got this lamp for you looks like that's it, got to go

yeah, got this fish for you looks like that's it, got to go

got something I'm supposed to deliver. your hands only

this is literally me tho (in that I frequently have an actual parrot on my head)

chef's kiss, they cooked, no notes, whatever the kids are saying these days

me, heading out to the weed store: well, I'm off to go

we had these. I kinda miss them

what's your favourite flavour of washer fluid? mine is lemon lime

same, thermometer. same

turns out that I have in fact possessed magical powers all along