Would anyone like a burrito?

Got the chance to see the Drag Race Season 18 top 4 live last night in Denver with @rowdyhyena.gay. All of the queens were amazing but getting to see Nini Coco perform in her hometown for the first time since the season and see her finale performance live was truly incredible 😍

Made @rowdyhyena.gay a key lime pie from scratch for his birthday

I posted too soon so here's a third Toffee

A Tale of Two Toffees

Took a bit for us to actually hang him, but I think he's a wonderful addition to our dining/tabletop space :3

Sometimes it's kinda hard to determine exactly what Toffee wants because he yells at you for doing either option

Toffee Teefs: The Next Generation

While I'm glad I'm no longer on Twitter, I do kinda miss the birthday balloons. Anyways here's some pictures from my incredible birthday dinner

@rowdyhyena.gay made me a heart shaped pizza for Valentine's Day. Definitely our most successful culinary collaboration

I'm not entirely certain what he wants but he certainly wants it a lot

Toffee has claimed the coffee table as his new den, though I don't think he realized that it isn't very private when we can lift the table surface whenever we want

@rowdyhyena.gay and I were served an innocent bnuuy instead of the coconut milk pudding we ordered

Toffee, like all top athletes, knows the importance of proper stretching before and after exercise. Here he is after a grueling bone chewing session getting in his big streches

"Portable den mode activate" - Toffee (probably)

Made cinnamon rolls for Christmas morning. I'm really happy with how they turned out

Finished building the Lego Enterprise-D today! It was a fun build though I now have to figure out where I'm putting this massive thing x3

Our new heat pump isn't working quite right so Mr. Toffee requested and since maintained maximum bundling

If you aren't playing Kirby Air Riders like this, you're playing it wrong x3

I didn't realize that Fitbit now assigns you a sleep fursona each month if you use the sleep tracking

It was Toffee's first time seeing me in suit and aside from some initial spooked borks, he was very excited

Happy Halloween from Lt. Cmdr. Cooper Pupperson

Finally managed to beat Outer Wilds and its DLC. Definitely one of the best games I've ever played (even if the DLC was scary and occasionally annoying)

My guy you didn't even go on a walk today, this is an unreasonable amount of eepy

Such a sleepy guy. Imagine if he had to work or do chores

@rowdyhyena.gay and I made a special dinner tonight from scratch since we've both had a rough few months. See the alt text for a full description :3

Colorado never fails to deliver some of the license plates of all time