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@siegefault
Gravitationally stable sousveillance from the far side of the moon. he/him/blm/acab/transrights/fuckICE Fuck your AI bullshit. I don't believe in people anymore.
be cautious of spells you apply to your jewelry for stuff the result might eat bone marrow
after i do @bugmanonbike.bsky.social's clan inheritor for his bug ronin wearing his recovered and cured exoskeletal corpse as armor. ...it was probably the most metal result he could have after falling in battle alongside Shion. she brought his corpse back to her clan in the Reedlands.
i have successfully seduced associates of my gf into joining a #MORKBORG game with her. the first party member illustrated for this little hansa: Aza the Gravekin Death Doula. i enjoy fusing features of classes. she's essentially a Pale One but more...human? maybe? we'll see.
𝐀𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇, 𝐝𝟔+𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞; 𝐰𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬.
this also was the first ever Armor Wizard drawn up by @handle.invalid (no idea if that'll link right since their fuckin handle is ILLEGAL) man that concept traveled far. these guys were such dorks.
Ser Alcatraz was a graduate of the Grimbolt School of Tactical Arcana: militant and professional door-kickers. breaching ceremonies come with chants. well-suited to urban maneuvers and environments. overly obsessed with the state of their kit. basically a wizard chud. he died in magi-nuclear fire.
i ran a drop-in-drop-out game for the @deadsetmedia.bsky.social discord server a few years ago. it began as a playtest for my homebrew Armor Wizards then spiraled wildly out of control into a "can we survive/outplay the apocalypse?" not many survived, but a few did.
Syr Lancington VII (First of His Name) was a bit of a layabout compared to the other Armor Wizards, and spent most of the initial adventure befriending a stray cat. when magical fallout irradiated and killed said cat, his demeanor and focus both sharpened dramatically. another #MORKBORG fella.
Stawazz was similar to Glurtz in that he also was doomed to carry a cursed zweihander. he was different in that his player joined very late in our #MORKBORG game for a few sessions. all the same, he made quite the splash by seeking out a man named "Odmyr the Curse-Dodger" whom buried him alive...
sometimes, #MORKBORG lets you be a dumbass. such as the Heretical Priest of Flavortown, wielding the Scroll of Power "TASTE AND SEE" and serving up dubious meals. Sir Loin the Heretical Priest, played by @roenkig.bsky.social and SOMEHOW survivor of the end times. Flavortown provides.