Simon Scott

@simonscott1975

Mythical regulator. Bi-furious one-way time traveller. Repitching with Peter Dinklage in the lead. Mucks about with a puppet and blender.

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Simon Scott@simonscott1975· 5d

Snow white looking through a window, her face squished a little against the glass. She is saying the words "Pakidge".

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· 6d

How is this shit still working?

A circular flowchart with Elon Musk doing a Nazi salute in the middle of it.

The four stages of the flowchart are:

Shares tank
Announce ludicrous future plan
Shares rise
Fail to deliver on ludicrous future plan

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· 22d

*blown

News cap that reads: "Ryanair says its planes are safe after passenger nearly sucked[sic] out of window"

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· 23d

Home.

A man in his early fifties, grey beard and glasses sat on a train grinning inanely out of the window. Through the window we see trees, bushes and additional railway lines.

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· Jul 11

Sigh

Weather forecast showing daily temperatures of:
Today - 30
Sunday - 29
Mon - 28
Tue - 30
Wed - 30
Thu - 30
Fri - 29

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· Jul 7

Well!

Guardian front page for 8th July 2026. Headline reads "Farage's £5m gift reported over money laundering concerns" Subs read Revelation comes as Reform UK leader quits as MP, forcing byelection; and But move appeared to backfire as rivals say they will not contest seat.

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· Jul 4

TfL going all in on the nonce glasses.

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· Jun 26

This album art for made-up band Blue Jeans Committee is a really specific reference isn't it? I swear I recognise it as being something in my parents long-gone vinyl collection but can't find it.

A record slid two thirds of the way out of an album sleeve. On the album sleeve is a dandelion clock, mostly complete, with a few of its seeds floating top right of it, all on a blurred green background. Text in the top right reads Blue Jeans Committee. There is additional text in the lower right corner, but too small to read.

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· Jun 20

Hope they're on token-based billing.

A news cap that reads:

Three 16- year-olds from India developed Plas Stick, a biodegradable powder made from tamarind seeds that helps remove foron thang them the 2026 Earth Prize.

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· Jun 8

Glad this Tory policy worked.

Six large nitrous oxide canisters dumped in an alley.

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· Jun 6

Pensions are safe, for now.

S&P 500 rejects SpaceX, also blocking entry for OpenAI and Anthropic

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· May 22

Well this is a strawberry flan.

A plate on which sits a circular sponge base, holding a layer of custard which in turn holds a layer of halved strawberries under a thin layer of jelly, i.e. a flan.

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· May 22

You'd think after all that service they'd finally let him eat one.

A skeet from WeRateDogs accompanied by three photos of a blue-eyed dog named Bear, who is gorgeous.

The skeet reads "This is Bear, Australia's most famous koala detection dog. After a decade of service, he's retiring. He located hundreds of injured or displaced koalas after forest fires. We're told his retirement will be filled with rest, cuddles, and maybe a little mischief. 15/10"

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· May 17

Really? Is MS AI moving away from LLMs, then? Co-pilot currently advertising suggesting it can help with accounting, but the terms and conditions say it's an entertainment product that should not be used for anything where accuracy is important. AI boosters are piss car futurists.

News cap. "Microsoft AI chief gives it 18 months - for all white-collar work to be automated by AI".

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· May 13

This looks like one of those awful "hanging out with my younger self" AI slop videos.

Wes Streeting and Keir Starmer in navy blue jackets sat outside somewhere looking pensive.

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· May 11

Finally home.

A wrist with a "folk festival 2022" band on it.

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· May 5

pixelframe.design/burger-king-...

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· Apr 30

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· Apr 26

Makes a change from pulling out of his sofa, I guess.

Thumbnail for a 28 second video with a text overlay that reads "Vance pulled out of his chair during panic on stage".

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· Apr 25

White Hart Lane Sainsbury's still has the discontinued 1.2 Clean Co G for sale. Can't quite tell if the best before date is for 2017 or 2021. Can tell it has weird little bits floating in it.

A Sainsbury's Shelf with one bottle of 0.0 Clean Co G (yum) and a number of bottles of 1.2 Clean Co G. Price info on the shelf only refers to the 0.0.

A close shot of a bottle of the 1.2 showing printing that reads BBE17122111 354-20357-2A.

Simon Scott@simonscott1975· Mar 6

Seriously. How is this guy not in the middle of explaining how, actually, he wasn't ripped off when he bought his fake Gucci trainers actually because actually they're all made in the same factory actually.