There’s a reason I have this pin:

And don't bother doing a dirty delete, trash.

I didn't die, but I was naked. What I wouldn't give to have one of those Japanese style soaking tubs. The ones big enough for you and a friend? Like this:

Y’all!!! I found the secret to British cooking!!!!

I found a pile of ducks the other day and thought of you.

Wanna see a pile of ducklings? Plus parent!

Is it wrong for me to laugh that his picture was cut off?

Why? Just...why?

Somehow they got me AFTER I blocked them.

My list of people who blocked me since I posted this is growing.

Just gonna leave this here…

Looks like the weather is trying to kill us again tonight.

I realize this is about English, but....

Seems accurate.

He’s a bad motherfucker

The flowers I sent my mom for Mother's Day.

I have an embarrassing addiction to....

What was that, hypocrite?

If I ever have a store, this will be the only sign on the restroom door.

For anyone following along with the saga of LinkedIn Steve, I present to you his pinned comment: a full-fledged threat of sexual violence for anyone who dares defy him.

Ducks.

Makes me think of this:

Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community! 🏳️‍⚧️

That's not what you said. You said "a police report would be nice", which is a sarcastic statement. And the only reason to be sarcastic is if you think it's fake, i.e., you don't believe the victims. There is a very clear reason why you're getting so much pushback. Odd you're not why.

Things I was not expecting to find on etsy

Back in the days on the shit-site, when I would generate one of these half the circles would be trolls I'd been fighting with that week.

I feel like I should apologize because Family Guy is so awful, but....