Mickey Von Dyke
@skankassmcqueef
Transsexual bi fag with BPD. I like to eat, sleep, read, fuck, and smoke. I don't like to shower.
Jackie's proud of you. Here he is, dreaming of his days with the old interpretive dance troupe.
More people would want to go to plays if theaters still hired people make metal-ass posters like this instead of using genai.
I'm looking up Surrealist paintings, and "The Moon Does Not Want Visits" (Angel Planells, 1972) is the cutest title I've ever heard.
No cheating, the last saved celebrity is your therapist. No no no no no 😫
This suit makes me want an overpriced caramel coffee drink so bad.
voice from audience: "Janet's got a smashed gel capsule in her hair!"
"So what IS elevated horror? I think the diction, most of all, is what sets it apart from standard, formulaic genre horror fare."
Post a poster you used to have in your room, apartment, or house.
Today in "innocuous food preparation words that sound terrifying."
If you're having a bad day, just remember that the peritoneum is in place and the various cords are shining through.
Shaved Brussels Sprouts on Snow, found installation by anonymous artist, 2026.
Girls don't want you if you're not a horny amputee mosquito, and it's not fair 😤