Coming soon to a curling rink near you. Or near me, anyway. Stay tuned! #curling #coffee skeletonbrew.coffee

Our cats bite fascists so you don't need to. @yuliasilvae.bsky.social nokings.coffee/gift-shop/ac... has a variety of cat biting fascist accessories. They've had their rabies shots! Let our cats do the biting. #nokings #fucktrump

My cats bite fascists! It's safe - they've had their shots.

Spring's Promise jasmine green tea. Get your inner #wicca on! $1 from every bag purchased is donated to independent, public broadcasting. #coffee #tea #seasons skeletonbrew.coffee

Protest marches, protest music, and now... protest coffee! Every bag of No Kings Coffee you purchase contributes $2 to Indivisible. Fuel your day with purpose! Grab a bag, spread the word, and let’s make a change together. vist.ly/4squ6 #coffee #indivisible

I'm in a protesty mood today. @dropkickmurphys.com singing Woody Guthrie, drinking my own #nokings #coffee in a This Cat Bites Fascists mug.

Mine is playing hide and seek with yours!

This Cat Bites Fascists car magnet and mugs now available at vist.ly/4pheu. The mugs are a great complement to our lines of #NoKings coffees! And $2 from every item sold will be donated to #indivisible. We don't do tyrants here. vist.ly/4pheu

Did you know? Bluesky is Skeleton Brew's only social media. Is it hard to build a small business without mainstream social media? Yes. Is it worth it? Also yes. We have a Bluesky-inspired coffee roast: Brew Sky. Rather try before you buy? Join our mail list for a free sample! skeletonbrew.coffee

Christmas is well past, but King Ossian remains. Good coffee knows no boundaries! Good King Ossian wants you to enjoy Valentine's Day with a special Valentine's themed roast, Till Death do us Part, a medium roast with chocolate overtures. vist.ly/4p8mx

To drink hotel coffee or to not drink hotel coffee; that is the question. With apologies to Hamlet who did not know of coffee, but would have enjoyed it dark and bitter if he did. #coffee #bonesinthehome (hotel) skeletonbrew.coffee

He may look like he's not working, but in reality, King Ossian is always working. He is currently watching current events to determine who is more worthy: cats or dogs. He concludes that they both are. #bonesinthehome #coffee vist.ly/4jaz9 #starbucks sucks #alwayscoffee

King Ossian is awash in coffee, and he wants to share! Head over to vist.ly/4j7sj or vist.ly/4j7sm to join either mailing list and score some free #coffee! #startbucks sucks

King Ossian has finally found a use for the #elfontheshelf: "hold my coffee." Tired of cutesy and want just good coffee? The good King has what you need. vist.ly/4iwgm #coffee #bonesinthehome #nomoreelfontheshelfplease

Under the watchful gaze of King Ossian, even the #elfontheshelf is expected to mind it's manners. skeletonbrew.coffee #bonesinthehome

Good King Ossian is here to help @yuliasilvae.bsky.social and I set up this weeks Three Tune Tuesday podcast. #coffee and #music all at the same time. What could be better? Last week's Three Tune Tuesday theme was "Kwanzaa". This week, "Hanukkah." I expect to be corrected a lot. vist.ly/4immg

King Ossian has overlooked the first significant snowfall in the kingdom of Caffeination and declared that it is both very pretty, and deserved of staying inside with a hot coffee from Skeleton Brew. vist.ly/4igt9 #bonesinthehome #coffee

Is King Ossian the King of Coffee? Maybe. Maybe not. But he'd like to give you a free sample of Skeleton Brew Coffee! vist.ly/4iesx #coffee #bonesinthehome #nomoreelfontheshelf #christmas

Has King Ossian done something untoward with the #elfontheshelf today? These three aren't saying. They're too busy enjoying a good Skeleton Brew coffee. vist.ly/4iab3

The #elfontheshelf spies on you. King Ossian brings #coffee. #bonesinthehome vist.ly/4i6af

King Ossian declares the era of the #elfontheshelf as passed, and institutes a new #coffee focused #bonesinthehome era. He politely requests you review his #christmas and #winter roasts: vist.ly/4i3a3

Whatever happened to the #elfontheshelf? These chaps are staying silent. Instead, they're bringing great #coffee. #bonesinthehome vist.ly/4hud4

King Ossian has taken up residence on the mantel, surveying the realm and judging the candle placement. He says everything passes… for now... yet more #coffee is needed. #bonesinthehome vist.ly/4hmzt

The Elf tried to reclaim his holiday turf. King Ossian responded by introducing him to the cauldron. Diplomacy is not the King’s strong suit. #bonesinthehome vist.ly/4hj2z

King Ossian to #elfontheshelf: get stuffed and have a coffee. #bonesinthehome vist.ly/4hhbx

King Ossian has declared it the first snowfall of the season. Citizens are advised to keep warm, stay loyal, and drink good coffee. The Shelf Elf will henceforth serve as ottoman and side table until we have achieved full caffienation. vist.ly/4hcgd

King Ossian is spending the day enjoying coffee and listening to the top 885 covers of all time on @wxpnfm.bsky.social. $1 from every bag of Skeleton Brew coffee purchased is donated to public broadcasting, because public broadcasting is important. skeletonbrew.one/pages/bones-... #bonesinthehome

Elf on the Shelf might be cute, but King Ossian brings #coffee! You choose. vist.ly/4g2m3

King Ossian has claimed his throne beneath the Yule tree… and your coffee. Royalty, after all, is built on solid beans. vist.ly/4gvpe #coffee #yule #bonesinthehome

Move over, Elf on the Shelf. December now belongs to Bones in the Home, ruler of espresso, chaos, and questionable holiday decisions. vist.ly/4gpcs #coffee #christmas #yule