
Danny@skirmishmonkey· 18d Now you provide evidence that it doesn't

Danny@skirmishmonkey· 21d We are going through a heatwave that's breaking all heat records with temperatures over 40°C every day.
The demand on the grid is causing blackouts all over the island.
Were currently lucky and have power.
Large generators are popping up all over the place.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· 21d Current temperatures here in Malta.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· 26d Health department issued a red weather warning.
This is why.


Danny@skirmishmonkey· Jul 6 Haaland was born in Leeds. That's his hometown. So nothing,.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· Jun 27 The thermometer in my van maxed out at 50°C. Outside temperature was 46°C.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· Jun 25 I was riding along on my motorbike and felt something moving under the helmet which was really annoying me.
Pulled over and found an actual bee in my bonnet.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· Jun 11 Fuck you, socks. Don't tell me what to do!

Danny@skirmishmonkey· Jun 10 Although the "leaked" home shirt is terrible. Like a pyjama top.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· Jun 10 Meanwhile, our new away shirt is a thing of beauty.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· Jun 8 "My liege, what sigil shall we paint on our shields?"
"Shit chickens!"
"But Lord, we need something that will strike fear in the hearts of our enemies"
"I WANT SHIT CHICKENS!"
"As you wish, Sire."

Danny@skirmishmonkey· May 30 I've been in places with worse views.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· May 30 Yes. This was in my van last night. Outside temperature of 40°C at nearly 5pm.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· May 29 Current temperature in the shade.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· May 26 This cat on my archery range has a side quest for you.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· May 24 Jonesey's Electric Soup bubbling away nicely.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· May 24 Seeing if this is the easiest way to make cider.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· May 19 In the city, where I live. In the city, city of Compton!

Danny@skirmishmonkey· May 16 Xena fought with Chakram. Like these. Although hers were wood. Mine are steel.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· May 16 The bow beats the sword in almost every scenario.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· May 15 Description of Farage. Wait until the end.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· May 11 Post a picture of you when you were 18.

Danny@skirmishmonkey· May 7 These beauties are now in flower on my archery range.