Skylar MacDonald (@skylar) · DIRTY

Skylar MacDonald

@skylar

“comedian” & comedy writer from london. i wrote that joke on the radio and/or telly that you liked. it will probably happen again. more stuff on 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ she/her

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Skylar MacDonald@skylar· 5d

The “diarrhoea!” guy from the Pepto Bismol advert

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· 22d

Richard E. Grant as yer man from Withnail & I saying “we’ve gone on holiday by mistake”, except I’ve changed it to say “we’ve starred in a sitcom by mistake”.

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Jul 13

Oh I’m so glad Only Connect is back.

Victoria Coren Mitchell presenting Only Connect, talking to a team with raised eyebrows. The subtitle reads “Coquettishly: ..hello.”

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Jul 10

Still from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in which Captain Holt says “Wuntsch is dead! Bagel!” except I’ve changed it to say “Ann Widdecombe is dead! Bagel!”

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Jul 6

Don’t worry, the group chat is on your side (except our Mexican friend) x

Screenshot of group chat.
“He tripped over and broke his wrist at the end having played 0 minutes and getting a yellow card for running his mouth of from the sidelines 🤣”
“Like what an eventful game for someone who didn't even play in it”
My reply:
“i imagine molls could say the same” (3 laugh reacts)
“something something it’s coming home” (1 thumbs down react from our Mexican friend)

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Jun 22

Still from Withnail and I where yer man says “we’ve gone on holiday by mistake” but I’ve changed it to say “I’ve become Prime Minister by mistake”

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Jun 22

Lenny from the Simpsons changing the “days without an accident” sign at the nuclear power plant from 718 to 0, except changed to say “0 days without PM resigning”. (I nicked this one off my mate Liam. Sorry Liam.)

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Jun 22

Still from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in which Captain Holt says “Wuntsch is dead! Bagel!” except I’ve changed it to say “Starmer has resigned! Bagel!”

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Jun 22

Still from The Thick of It in which Peter Mannion MP says “farewell our shit and useless servant”.

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Jun 15

Thank you, by the way, for this quote I’m absolutely going to use out of context

Screenshot of Eleanor’s post that I’m replying to that reads “Skylar is right about most things”, which I’ve deliberately cropped so it shows only that.

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· May 31

I’d like everyone to know @simonpegg.bsky.social is a bad influence. Also, relatedly, it’s French 75 time.

A bottle of Nicolas Feuillatte Grande Reserve Brut champagne. (It’s £24 in Tesco!)

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· May 23

Timeline synergy. Cans o’clock indeed.

Screenshot of my joke about my bra (that this post is a reply to) under a post from @simonpegg.bsky.social saying “it is officially cans o’clock” with a photo of him holding a can of Madri Limon beer in a sunny garden. Two posts about cans of different kinds right next to each other in the timeline.

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· May 14

Screenshot from Brooklyn Nine-Nine series 7 episode 7 in which Captain Raymond Holt (played by Andre Braugher) says “Wuntsch is dead! Bagel!” except I’ve changed the subtitle to say “Streeting has resigned! Bagel!” Created using memeSRC.com

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· May 9

Screenshot from Taskmaster New Zealand in which Jeremy Wells, their Taskmaster, says “congratulations on the autism”.

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Apr 26

Finally some good news.

BBC News report stating “world record broken for longest Tiramisu”, presented by Samantha Simmonds.

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Apr 20

Martini Monday because I think I’m @scientits.bsky.social or something

A Gibson martini with a silverskin onion, although without a cocktail stick because I can’t find them.

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Mar 27

Paralympic Thumb War #TheLastLeg #IsItOk

Alan Partridge lying in his bed at the Linton Travel Tavern, speaking another genius television format idea into his dictaphone, in a still from I’m Alan Partridge.

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Feb 17

Exciting! Unfortunately I am polluting your dataset because Teams is forcing me to tick these to sign up. I am sorry for the spiritual damage this causes you as a researcher.

Two ticked checkboxes which read: “Do you work at King’s College London, or any other Higher Education Institution?” and “
Would you like to sign up to our Digital Futures Institute newsletter?” Both have a red asterisk next to them indicating that they are required fields.

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Jan 12

Screenshot of an episode of Community in which Dean Pelton says “oh, Britta’s in this?” whilst watching a play at Greendale college (because she’s the worst), except I've very poorly photoshopped my name over Britta’s. Like, VERY poorly. I cannot stress enough how this was a 30 second hash job.

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Dec 25

Happy “leave it Tony he ain’t worth it” to all who celebrate.

Tony and Cherie Blair’s Christmas card, where it looks like she’s holding him back from a fight. It says Season’s Greetings in a cursive red font in the top corner.

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Dec 12

“Alex Horne’s Open-Top Jazz Bus” #su2c

Alan Partridge once again lying in his bed at the Linton Travel Tavern, speaking yet another genius television format idea into his dictaphone. (It's a still from “I’m Alan Partridge”.)

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Nov 13

Screenshot of Wallace from Wallace & Gromit: A Close Shave, where he normally says "porridge today, Gromit! Tuesday!" except he is saying "Taskmaster today, Gromit! Thursday!"

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Sep 16

got to unironically pull this one out at work today, lads

Screenshot of a Microsoft Teams message that reads: “and if my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike”

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Sep 11

Oh I'm so glad #Taskmaster is back.

Alex Horne sat in the Taskmaster caravan looking disgusted (or possibly perturbed), with a subtitle reading "wet tooting and squeaking reverberates"

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Aug 7

If you see this, post a TV ident.

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Mar 29

[ITV PITCH MEETING] “so the premise is, we get 100 people—” “WE’RE IN”

Screenshot showing recordings of “The 1% Club” and “99 to Beat” next to each other

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Mar 14

Still from Wallace & Gromit of Wallace in bed, pressing a button on a panel marked "SERVICE". I have added a caption of Wallace saying “Severance today Gromit! Friday!” in place of the original, in which he says “porridge today Gromit! Tuesday!”

Skylar MacDonald@skylar· Feb 9

Thank you, Evening Standard.

Evening Standard headline in the Sport section that reads: “NFL rules for dummies: The basics on how American Football works”