in Walmart the other day and could swear it was the late 80s again

brother

Last night i caught a couple house geckos doing their best to make new geckos on the overhang of my patio. nature is healing

"my body is a temple" I whisper as I down my fifth straight bag of these

still counts bc i just saw it now

tale as old as time my friend 😌

I got a lead

if u know u no

and Jay did not help the situation. at all.

there's no way the Danes didn't do that on purpose

A very happy birthday indeed

seriously. ur gonna tell me this millennia old statue of a dude looking vaguely discombobulated while holding a baby deity all covered in celestial inscriptions is cool? right...

nice

blue-feasted booby

I'm sorry, but what did you just call me?

Trying to create a summoning spell for this man: but first I need to gather some:

cruising aa meetings looking for some

ok, Amazon, thanks for the heads up

it's getting hot out there, folks

thinking about if Speed was written by ai, and I gotta say I think she's on to something 🤔

Uncle Choped Unc

sometimes the best advice is also the simplest

respect

always a good day for taters, precious