
I’d vote for this being the face of FIFA!

Did we play Darlington today? Anyone know the line up, score? #NUFC


How many do we think will be sacked this season? My prediction is 8.

I love it when journalists get it wrong and they have to reconsider their career 😂 #NUFC

Tuchel isn’t wrong. England don’t look solid, leaking goals, giving away possession, diving… It’s not enough to win the tournament. #England #WC26

Tuchel will regret not starting Burn! Norway will win I’m afraid 😤 #England #WC26

Well here’s some good news for today… #NUFC

So the suspended striker starts. Poch has no shame. Twat.
And KDB on the bench!? 🤔🤦🏻♂️
#WC26 #USABEL


I’m still not a fan of our barcode jersey even with our new sponsor 😫 #NUFC

The commentator for the #BELIRN match clearly didn’t get the memo of keeping politics out of football.
He shouldn’t have an opinion on politics. Only football.
Joe Speight is a twat. #WC26 #ITV

We should go for Matias Fernandez-Pardo. Right footed attacker, can play left wing/forward, young international too. #NUFC

Share a movie soundtrack you love 🎥🎶
Was the album where I discovered Rammstein and Deftones 🤘🏼

Can you believe! He scores at the WC! 😅 #NUFC #WC26


Yup, Barcode Utd it is. Worst home kit we’ve had in years 🤮 #NUFC

Seafront Sunday in Guernsey 🇬🇬

Beautiful afternoon at St. Peter Port 😎

Good morning from Guernsey

Gotta love Waterworld. Great film to have in the background

Taken from Instagram. Proves how shit this season has been. Fed up of the excuses incoming 😂 #NUFC


It's picked up since the rough start of the season.
Out of all the cups sadly, but brought in Charlie McNeill and Tom Bloxham on loan in January and won the MOTM award too.
Looking strong for a promotion finish! #FMM26