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artist and worm ✨ juubito freak sloaners @ tumblr all my art and cat pics in my media feed

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sloaners@sloaners· 2d

what did you get for your birthday, tenzo?

Doodle of Tenzo holding a Hokage Kakashi body pillow. Tenzo is giving a thumbs up, saying "Senpai got me a Portable Hokage to keep me Mission Ready."

sloaners@sloaners· 2d

these portraits fucking rule

Portrait of woman in black with a white ruffed collar sitting in a brown void. Her head is gigantic in comparison to her body. She’s holding red patterned fabric in her lap.

Portrait of a man sitting at a table. He is wearing a dark brown overcoat over black clothes. There is a lot of brown happening in this piece with the table, coat, and back wall. Huge head and large eyes that rival Battle-Angel Alita’s. I think that’s a cigar with an ashtray by his right hand.

sloaners@sloaners· 2d

invention of the middle-schooler’s-anime-art lean

Portrait of J. Ellis Bonham, painted by William Bonnell. The portrait is of a child in black clothing on a stark brown background. The kid’s pose is standing, leaning slightly to the right, with his right arm stiffly posed down straight in parallel to the body. The left hand is holding a book, with 4 countable fingers. The head is fucking huge in comparison into the rest of the body: I will boldly declare it as chibi-style-esque. Apparently this kid went on to become a lawyer, good for him. Genuinely love this portrait 100/10

sloaners@sloaners· 2d

someone was disastrously naughty with this beetle and you can’t convince me otherwise

Relevant text of screenshot wikipedia page:

Cockchafer

The common cockchafer (Melolontha melolontha), known colloquially wn as the Maybug,[a] Maybeetle,[1] or doodlebug,[3] among many other names, is a species of scarab beetle belonging to the genus Melolontha.

sloaners@sloaners· 4d

new neighbors

3 beautiful sandhill cranes, guessing two adults standing and one juvenile sitting; sitting one gave me ‘tude when I got close enough to take this picture but was otherwise undisturbed by my mediocre presence.

sloaners@sloaners· 10d

bunny day #obkk

Mostly black & white, with limited color overlay, Illustration of Kakashi and Juubito in bunny girl outfits. Both of them are blushing a bit. Kakashi has a big ol' egg with some juubi markings on it. Neither of them will tell me where they got it, weird-

sloaners@sloaners· 14d

qifrey! for @voideldritch.bsky.social

a mysterious white haired bespectacled man with a pointy hat, sitting in the air with a relaxed posture

sloaners@sloaners· 17d

hey crybaby; how’s the teaching thing going? oh hm, that’s nice; conquered a planet for you #obkk

drawing of kakashi in juubi mode, standing behind obito and holding obito's head. kakashi is saying,
"guess who 💕” and obito looks startled and blushing severely.

sloaners@sloaners· 22d

#obkk sweet dreams

Juubito, cast in a shadow of red, holding his hands around the back of Kakashi’s head, which is cast in a halo of translucent purple. Kakashi faces away from Juubito, eyes closed.

sloaners@sloaners· 22d

a chairitable kōhai

Comic of Kakashi and Tenzo (Yamato) at a vague time period where Kakashi is hokage but before the jounin uniform changes. Kakashi, in his hokage robes, is moving his desk chair back but the back left leg snaps. Tenzo is a witness to this tragedy.

This page is two panels of Tenzo.
Off-camera Kakashi bemoans his chair breaking. He says, "Ah... the chair leg snapped; my next meeting is in a minute." Then with a bit of flirt, Kakashi asks, "Tenzo, could you do me a favor?

Tenzo blushes with a bit of a smile, clasping his hands together in front of his chest. A flower has bloomed on his head. Branches appear behind him. "Senpai, you don't even need to ask."

Cut back to Kakashi sitting at his desk. Tenzo is the chair; his face is smushed into Kakashi's back. He's an excellent chair. Shikamaru is wishing he had another job.

sloaners@sloaners· Jun 1

#obkk eldritch juubito making a stop in a coffee shop au

drawing of eldritch juubito looming over a kakashi who exists in a coffee shop au. kakashi is looking up at a freaky four armed and several-eyed juubito. kakashi's apron says CANINE COFFEE and has a cute little dog face that looks like pakkun on it.

sloaners@sloaners· Mar 21

breakfast time

doodle of yamato making breakfast; he's dropping some walnuts onto a a piece of toast with walnut butter on it. There's a loaf of bread and a jar of walnut butter on the table.

sloaners@sloaners· Mar 20

just girlypop things

Drawing request from tumblr: draw Tenten from Naruto with a ridiculous weapon. Tenten is holding Ringed Finger from Elden Ring, propped up over her right shoulder. Ringed Finger—aptly—is a giant severed finger with jewelry rings on it.

sloaners@sloaners· Mar 18

there’s a contest on tumblr about traumatized white-haired characters (silver?? details details) and u all know who I’m lobbying for

doodle of kakashi giving the thumbs up. in colorful rainbow text surrounding him it says: ”✨ MOST TRAUMATIZED MAN ALIVE ✨”

sloaners@sloaners· Mar 17

poopy son 🥰

Behold, a photo of my beautiful angel of a siamese cat, his face poking out of white and tulip-patterned bed covers. He has experienced several “Poop Attacks” the last week, prompting newfound expertise in the art of carpet cleaning

sloaners@sloaners· Mar 16

welcome to the Uchiha Rehabilitation Bakery, Obito has your order ready

Illustration of Obito wearing a purple sweater with a Hatake symbol on it, and with a blue apron over the sweater. He’s holding a tray of baked goods. One of his juubi horns is poking out of his head.

sloaners@sloaners· Mar 15

My world in my hands 🪷 Art swap! Our theme was (un)holy Juubito. @uintuva.bsky.social did the lovely lineart, and I colored and added the background elements.

Illustration as part of an art swap. The illustration is of Juubito with his hands up in front of him, a floating lotus flower hovering between his fingers. A tiny Kakashi is sitting in the lotus flower. Line art by uintuva and coloring by sloaners

sloaners@sloaners· Mar 3

what dreams may come

Conceptual doodles of Minato's "dream" where he meets Kurama; he's plunged into a dark waterbody, where the outline of Kurama reflects in the inky black sky. Minato is ensnared, and begins to take on traits of the kyuubi as Kurama makes his attempt to influence Minato. Minato sees a vision of Kushina and Naruto in the water's reflection in front of him. The upside down text reads, "Save her? Or the village that failed them?" A close up of intense, animal-like eyes with text above that says "KILL PROTECT TEAR DEFEND DESTROY"

Minato wakes up in his bed, startled and sweating. He thinks, " A dream?" Kushina is curled up on his side, drooling all over him. She's mumbling, "kick ur ass.... Mr. Cake......"

sloaners@sloaners· Mar 1

anyway you’re cleared for an S rank tomorrow

Drawing of young Kakashi and Minato, ready for a lunch break. Kakashi is holding a water bottle and Minato has a couple lunch boxes, bundled in a cloth. Minato is pointing to himself. He asks, "Kakashi, amd I more of a kiki or a bouba?" Kakashi thinks to himself, "What does that mean? Is this a test?" He says, "Ah--"

Drawing of Kakashi looking upwards towards Minato. Kakashi says, "...A kiki." There is a tiny spiky stylized drawing of Minato's head above the speech bubble. The next drawing is of Minato looking down at Kakashi. Minato says, "I see." There is a tiny round/cloud shaped stylized drawing of Minato's head above the speech bubble. Minato has a placid smile on his face but he is devastated.

A scene of a hospital room:
An adult Kakashi is in the hospital bed, holding a water bottle similar to the one in the flashback. Tsunade is standing over him with a clipboard. Tsunade says, "You're 'physically' ready for discharge tomorrow, but other than being too stupid to dodge another coma, how's your brain?" Kakashi says, "I should've said 'bouba'." Tsunade replies, "uh"

sloaners@sloaners· Feb 26

minato, somehow, will have a strange inkling in the back of his mind that this was one of the better outcomes

Illustration in two parts. The left half is of Obito and Kakashi during their younger Team Minato days. Obito is missing his regular right arm and the lower half of his body. Instead, an arm of vines, branches and scales is growing out. There are vines and tendrils hanging out of his torso, growing. Obito's eyes are the Sharingan and the Rinnegan, and a branch-like horn is growing out of the right side of his temple. Kakashi is holding up Obito. He has the Sharingan, and his mask is torn to show all of the scar down his left cheek. He's holding the three-pronged kunai, and is saying, "Oh, Sensei."

The second half of the image is Minato embracing Obito and Kakashi. Minato says, "Hang on, I'll get you out of here." And then he asks, "Where's Rin?" Obito answers, "She's the turtle." In the background is the Sanbi--Isobu--with the tiny silhouettes of bodies strewn about.

sloaners@sloaners· Feb 22

meet cute, take two #obkk

Drawing of Kakashi and Juubito;
Juubito is holding Kakashi (who is in his ANBU outfit) in a princess carry. Juubito is giving Kakashi a smooch on the forehead. There are bones and a few skulls at Juubito's feet. Kakashi is very confused right now.

sloaners@sloaners· Feb 20

the flavor? dirt 💕

Gaara and Tsunade standing together as judges in Bake Off, looking a blob of a cake; the bottom layer a yellow-green frog with a tongue sticking out, the middle layer some kind of green frog snail thing, and the top layer a mix of blue and orange icing with a bunch of plants topping it. Gaara and Tsunade are talking to each other in a series of speech bubbles:

Tsunade: I hate to admit it, but the fondant plants look decent.
Gaara: Oh no, those are real. I sent Naruto that aloe.
Tsunade: ...
Gaara: Star Ba--
Tsunade: FUCK OFF

sloaners@sloaners· Feb 17

happy family #kagumo

Sketch of Kaguya and Sakumo lying on the floor together. Sakumo is lying on his stomach, his right arm cradling a giant egg (the egg is a future Kakashi). Sitting above him and leaning on her outstretched left hand is Kaguya. She's looking down at Sakumo, her right hand playfully and gently pulling one of the hairs on Sakumo's head. Kaguya's got hands that are starting to look more clawlike, with long sharp nails. Sakumo loves his scary big wife!

sloaners@sloaners· Feb 16

a quiet morning together #tnkk

Drawing of Kakashi and Tenzo sitting together, reading books. Tenzo's book is momentarily facedown on the table; his head is turned to Kakashi, telling him something. Kakashi is holding up an Icha Icha book; his head is turned slightly in the direction of Tenzo, and he's smiling. Tenzo is wearing a shirt with a cat face on it. Kakashi is wearing some kind of hoodie/robe. The table has a plate of cookies, a frog mug, a stack of books, and a mug that says DAD on it.

sloaners@sloaners· Feb 15

bringing the hardworking husband some flowers #obkk

Illustration of Kakashi and Obito;
Obito is in his Juubito form. the setting is the hokage's office;
Kakashi is sitting at his desk where there are papers and some books. Obito is outside the window, leaning in. He's dumping flowers and little hearts from his shakujo onto Kakashi's head. The office is also filled with potted plants.

sloaners@sloaners· Feb 14

not even the most paint-peeling moonshine can stop tsunade

illustration of Tsunade, smiling with a bit of blush on her cheeks. she’s dangling a full moonshine jug from her index finger on her right hand.

sloaners@sloaners· Feb 10

Asks (4) so far!

Doodle of a character holding a parasol

Doodle of Mahito being a silly little guy with a kitten mouth :3

sloaners@sloaners· Feb 10

Asks (3)

Doodle of Rin holding a kunai

Doodle of Genma holding a red card and yellow card, ready to deliver penalties

Doodle of Tenzo in a night gown, night cap, and slippers; he’s holding a candle in his right hand

Doodle of Shino in his Shippuden hoodie outfit

sloaners@sloaners· Feb 10

Asks (2)

A doodle of Tobi looking at the camera, a hand up with one finger pointed in a “shh” motion

Doodle of Tenzo sitting on a stool, with two potted flowers and a watering can that has a smiling face on it

Doodle of Pakkun sleeping

Doodle of Obito peeking out from behind a tree

sloaners@sloaners· Feb 10

Thread of the quick doodle asks I received on tumblr (1)

Doodle of Tenzo in a hockey uniform

Doodle of Itachi squinting at papers, a pair of glasses are lying on the ground next to him

A doodle of Gaara holding a potted succulent plant

A doodle of Sukea holding a camera