BODY MASSAGE MACHINE
@slumlordthanatos
An endless stream of nerd shit, useless information, and classic memes. Who wants a body massage?
Like, this isn't fair because I melt a little bit every time Karlach calls me "soldier." I also always play something with proficiency in Lockpicking just so that I don't have to hear Astarion whine every time I try to be nice to someone. sortr.io/sorter/baldu...
Anime Smothering Tithe is $200, too. Foil is nearly $500.
ENGLISHMEN, I AM WAITING HERE IN MY HEART I KNOW NOT AN OUNCE OF FEAR WE ARE WAITING HERE, MY TRUSTED AXE AND ME JUST COME AT ME; I WILL NOT FLEE DEATH! I KNOW THAT IT AWAITS SOON I SHALL ENTER VALHALLA'S GATES!!!
I guess I should date myself, and say that today was my birthday. My dad had a hell of a present for me. He recently went out and did something very uncharacteristic of him: he went out and bought a 1964 Corvette on a whim. It needs a lot of work, but it's Dad's project car. He gave me a ride.
I was assigned to watch this movie for Science Fiction Film in college. I read the synopsis, and skipped it. I was not in a good place in my life at that point, and that movie hit far too close to home. Not a good movie to watch when you're lonely.
My apartment complex: Setting off fireworks in the complex may result in fines or evictions- The tenants:
Make bad game? Laid off. Make good game? Also laid off. Make incredibly successful game? Believe it or not, laid off.
Lucky is certainly a Very Good Boy and deserves all the pizza and tummy rubs, but if he hits the table, you're gonna learn that All Dogs Go to Heaven is a *directive*.
I can't tell you how much it amuses me, a former hospitality worker, to see a property celebrating the long-overdue demise of FOSSE, a property management software that is nearly as old as I am.
QTP with your top Final Fantasy games 💎 One of these days, I will play the original FFT. But FFT Advance was a formative game in my childhood.
"Shop local, shoplift corporate" applies here, too. Support your indies and small publishers, guys.
Ya know, if people actually bothered to actually read my posts before putting me on a list, they might learn something. Like how I've been nothing but critical of Platner since the tattoo came out. But the anti-AI one is deserved, because fuck AI. I'll wear that one with pride.
This was the moment where he should've lost you forever. If this wasn't your line in the sand, you're just a selfish piece of shit who wanted it to be cool to hate brown people again.
Good. I saw that shit yesterday and it made my fucking blood boil. I have to drive past this sign on a fairly regular basis and it pisses me off every time I have to see it. I'm glad that there are still people willing to fight this horseshit. Fucking hateful white replacement dickheads.
It's been too long since the last #promosky, so here we go! ⏩Pokémon ⏩Warhammer 40K/Fantasy ⏩Magic: The Gathering ⏩Baseball ⏩Latin dance ⏩Metal ⏩Woodworking ⏩PC building/repair ⏩The Expanse ⏩Lord of the Rings ⏩Bob's Burgers ⏩History ⏩Star Wars/Star Trek ...And much, much more. Hit me up!
If you want to transfer over everything, you have to enter a 260-digit, alpha-numeric case sensitive password with the special characters !, ?, #, %, $, =, and + thrown in as well. And you have to do this using the d-pad and buttons on a Game Boy Advance. Here's an example of just one page.
Going to trivia night and a question on one of my hyperfixations perks me up like:
A bit late to the party, but here's my Pokémon grid! You can tell I'm an oldhead; I think Herdier is the most recent 'Mon. All the rest are from Gens 1-5.
