Clark J. Kent
@smallville-ck
He/him • 26 • Met U '22 Reporter @ The Daily Planet Jimmy Olsen's Best Friend ☺️ Taken by THE Lovely Lois Lane ❤️ Loves Random Facts + Comics I'm not Batman, guys. Please stop saying I'm Batman. ((18+ RP account by @mustardpretzelz.bsky.social))
((Snatched from @hellfirequeen.worm.skin because I also have no motivation for anything else.
((Another yoink from @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social )) ((No rainbow or rose, period, please.))
((Nah, I just thought it would be cute if his teeth wore down unevenly or kind of subtly hinted at his alien...ness? I kinda yoinked it from this art, but I don't know if it'll stick.
We had to delay the actual shindig so everyone could get here on time, so here's our setup for tonight's festivities, gang! ☺️
His favorite dessert is his Ma's rhubarb pie. It's even better if he can get it with a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream, a sprinkling of powdered sugar, or some homemade whipped cream. Or better yet, all three! Yum! 😋
Clark's favorite food is a fried bologna sandwich with mayo on white bread. The bologna has to be cut just so by a fork, as seen below:
I wish I could open plastic wrappers without summoning this little gremlin. He knows I'll do what he wants, but I want my Donut Stick. 😔
Look at him! He buried them, and now he won't even look at me! GUILTY!
This seems fun! Yoinked this from @bravestflash.bsky.social , by the way!
Clark doesn't say anything, he just raises a cheekily skeptical yet nervous eyebrow and flips to the following page almost instantly, as if he's memorized the entire book: