SmashedNSinking

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e.g., Artist, dog-lover, avid reader.

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SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Jun 28

I'm not good at this wordle shit...

A wordle where EE is the end, but I'm an idiot and just tries to write WEEEEE.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Jun 4

This once-proud 1980s towel has aged into a torn and frayed bath mat, but I made sure to swap it out from the equally beat up 80s PacMan towel-now-mat to support the movie I probably won't get around to seeing in the theater. But maybe I have inspired you, the viewer!

An old and frayed towel with cartoon He-man holding an axe surrounded by a yellow/red/light blue/dark blue rainbow that says He-Man at the top and Masters of the Universe at the bottom.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· May 20

Also, thanks, now I have an excuse for why I'm an asshole!

text from article: "For years, young people have been drawn to buzzy terms and moods to contend with the societal climate. Gen X-ers who came of age in the Reagan era dealt with cascading social and political issues, including the AIDS epidemic and the nuclear threat of the Cold War. The latchkey children living through a period of increased divorce rates used irony and sarcasm to cope with feelings of disillusionment. “For Gen X, irony wasn’t just humor but armor,” Alexandra Jacobs recently wrote in T: The New York Times Style Magazine."

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· May 17

Most American moment I've ever had.

Gas reads at 6.08 a.gallon but a sign is selling me on buying 3 monster energy drinks to save 10 cents a gallon.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· May 14

The back is special too:

JCVD doing a split in a thailand bar while dancing with girls from behind wearing a black tank top that becomes a thin strip going up his back to basically come right around his neck almost like a choker (and the front of the tank top has suspenders, but you can't see that here)

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Apr 28

The first choice wasn't available....

The lead singer of Flock of Seagulls in his hair era, standing in front of the Pentagon podium with the text "And Iran, Iran so far away..."

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Apr 13

The album cover of Blur's Modern Life is Rubbish crossed out to say "Modern Life has sort of become the evangelion anime, to be fair" with the album covers train streaming down the tracks billowing smoke and the Evangelion character Asuka perched on the side of the train.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Apr 10

Well fine, the universe needed one more....

Melania Trump at a press conference speaking the following (made up mostly) text: "The lies linking me with the Amityville Horror house need to end today. While a mere 50–70-minute commute, depending on congestion and pricing, I have never been NEAR or IN the Amityville Horror house or its backyard boathouse on the Amityville River that leads out to the Long Island Sound. The boathouse holds only small 20–25-foot boats, and to be very clear, since the DeFeo murders, the original Dutch Colonial design of the home has truly suffered. In addition, the infamous Red Room isn’t even red anymore.”

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Apr 9

A map of the Star Wars Galaxy in relation to the Amityville Horror house.

A map of the entire Star Wars galaxy with the Amityville Horror House out in the Unknown Regions between Exegol and Ahch-To.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Apr 9

Alexander the Great's Battle of Gaugamela in its relation to the Amityville Horror house.

The battle plan of how the battle of Gaugamela played out with Parmenion's forces trying to project the Amityville Horror house from Darius's encirclement.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Apr 9

North Korean nuclear sites in relation to Amityville Horror house.

A map of the DRPK with radiation symbols indicating DRPK nuclear sites, along with a haunted house icon on the Sea of Japan/East Sea with an arrow saying "Amityville Horror house" and the "Sea of Japan" crossed out to instead say "Sea of Amityville Horror House."

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Apr 8

This should make it far easier for folks to figure out how the Ukraine War is progressing in relation to the Amityville Horror house.

A ISW map of the recent April 7 overall Ukraine-Russian War with a map legend that added "Amityville Horror House" to the Key and shows it in the middle of Crimea.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Apr 8

There, every map should orient people around where the Amityville Horror house is.

A map of the Strait of Hormuz edited to have a black square that reads "Amityville Horror house" at the southern tip of the strait.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Apr 8

Lol, thanks NYTimes for including the Amityville Horror house on the Gilgo Beach Serial Killer Murders map so i could better orient myself. I only know where things are in relation to the Amityville Horror house.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Apr 2

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K

A billboard at the Circle-K gas pumps with rainbow marker "Eat the Rich!" written.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Feb 24

State of the Moomin!!!

Moomin holding a ready Molotov Cocktail

source: https://anarchiststickersarchive.org/stickers/3203

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Jan 17

I fuckn doubt it

A can of recess strawberry rose magnesium and adaptogen infused sparkling water (whatever the fuck that means) with the words "an antidote to modern times."

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Jan 4

Economy really killing our New Year Kagami mochi.

A pizza box plastic "hold the middle of the box up thing" with a square mochi still in plastic wrap on it and a very very small orange on top.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Nov 18

An image of an actual boy mayor from some Midwestern town. Four years old, mayor hat, get shit done shirt, leaning on a pole like a boss, infinitely cooler than Gavin Newsom.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Nov 14

What the fuck are we doing here?

a clip from an email from the New York Times with the text

"Olivia Nuzzi on the scandal that upended her career. Olivia Nuzzi loved him. She loved the politician, even though she was a political reporter and he was then a presidential candidate she had written about. He called her 'Livvy' and wrote her poems. He said he wanted her to have his baby. He promised to take a bullet for her. This is what Nuzzi writes in her book, 'American Canto,' never naming the politician who readers will deduce is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Her new book is described in The New York Times for the first time. →"

...and then a black and white vanity shot of Nuzzi looking great with cool sunglasses on bc what the fuck, why?!?!

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Nov 5

Almost like you can't just lean into hate with no ideas or plans as a platform forever.

Blue arrows in every part of Virginia showing a drift left across the entire state

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Nov 2

Works in Japan too

Cartoon boy throwing soybeans at a Japanese oni demon that is running away crying.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Oct 31

Yeah, Christian peoples obviously have zero history of sacrificing people to appease their god....

A 1500s woodcut of some dudes stoking a fire to help burn some ladies that they presumably found to be witches. Some kind of evil spirit floats above the women.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Oct 11

Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE

Sprig Plantar, a frog character from Amphibia who is pink, has a green hat, flight-like goggles, a green vest, and black pants (and is anthropomorphic)

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Sep 30

Kim Jong-un at a desk surrounded by ~20 military leaders in full regalia all with notepads writing dear leader's ideas down.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Sep 25

I was so mad when I learned it wasn't the dog....

A photo from the film "Good Boy," which is apparently a horror movie from a dog POV, stamped with an "io9 Interview" stamp that makes it look like they might be interviewing the dog (alas, I guess it was the director).

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Sep 15

What the fuck is this ad?

A strange game advert where there's a cloth pig in a red bikini top with an arrow hand pointing at the red bikini top.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Jul 28

My ghost waited so damn long to be free of the tragedy of Pomei, and this fucker just comes along and starts pouring plaster up my ass.

An illusion showing an archeologist presumably in the field at Pompei pouring plaster into a hollow in the shape of a dead person under the group except he decided to pour the plaster into a funnel that looks like it's in his butt.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Jul 15

This is a good one, pass it on....

A Trump social media post saying "STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!!!" surrounded by pictures of a very happy Trump with Epstein and that Epstein handler lady and women.

SmashedNSinking@smashedandsinking· Jul 10

Wife and gonna go as the album cover for Rie Murakami's 1984 city pop album Sahara for Halloween and then get mad at everyone not knowing who we are, but I can't figure out how she'll be able to breathe in the toilet paper doughboy costume.