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The Scottessy

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Restless by day, shapeless vapor by night. Delicatessen Store Poet. Blocks anyone who responds, "This is the way." #Humanist #Chicago #Arsenal #WhiteSox

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The Scottessy@smck· 16d

Laissez les bons bouches d'égouts rouler! #Bywater #NOLA. #ManholeCoverMonday

A worn manhole cover in the Bywater neighborhood of New Orleans, Louisiana. Central is a relief image of a pelican with it's wings slightly spread, sheltering three chicks in a nest at it's feet.

Top rocker says, "STATE OF LOUISIANA"
Bottom rocker says, "D.O.T.D"

The Scottessy@smck· 22d

Beyond the always available Ruffles Sour Cream and Cheddar, these two will be grabbed if spotted. #GreatLakes #Zapps #PotatoChips

The Scottessy@smck· 23d

This feels appropriate today. #ManholeCoverMonday #¡VivaLaRoja! #WorldCup #Campeones

A manhole/utility service cover in Madrid, Spain. Above the city's crest it says, "Ayuntamiento de," and below it says, "Madrid," and beneath that, "Alumbrado publico."

The Scottessy@smck· 24d

#FIFA halftime finale... #WorldCup #Messy

Screen shot from The Simpsons. Springfield Elementary ensemble Children are the Future, singing, "Children are the Future."

The Scottessy@smck· Jun 13

McBride and Beasley, always.

Pic of US world football player Brian McBride (left) being led tp the sideline by a team medic (right). Brian has blood running from his forehead and smeared across the left side of his face from a collision of heads.

The Scottessy@smck· Jun 13

Top: Two of the greatest strikers in world football history (Thierry Henry-left and Zlatan Ibrahimovic-center), and a loudmouth MAGA nonce on the right, presumably yelling about 'what's right' (Alexi Lalas)

Bottom: three green dragons meme. The left and cemter dragon look bad ass and irritated with the dragon on the right, who has googly wandering eyes and its tongue hanging out of its mouth.

The Scottessy@smck· May 30

Cheers from Chicago!

The Scottessy@smck· Apr 29

Advertise your account using one (1) Simpsons image

Image from The Simpsons. Mr. Burns standing in a grocery aisle holding a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of catsup. Having never shopped for himself before, he's confused and says, "I'm in way over my head."

The Scottessy@smck· Jan 16

Album cover art for English band Adorable's debut album Against Perfection, released Creation Records 1993.

The image shows a flower of red petals and a green stem with a collar of greens leaves. The bloom of petals is on fire.

The Scottessy@smck· Jan 1

Hmmm... 🤔 But of course!

The Scottessy@smck· Dec 29

Going into 2026 like...

A still from Alfred Hitchcock's 1959 film North by Northwest. The scene takes place in a flat, desolate, barren farmland. In the foreground Cary Grant's character, Roger Thornhill, is running while being chased and attacked by a bi-wing crop duster airplane that is closing in behind him. Between the wings of the airplane, the numbers for the coming year have been edited in—2026.

The Scottessy@smck· Dec 29

#ManholeCoverMonday #SanMiguelDeAllende #Guanajuato #Mexico

A manhole cover set in a yellow/orange/pink cobblestone street. Following the curve of the top the initials SITMA show, and around the bottom its reads HECHO EN MEXICO. In the center are what I assume are other initials SAPASMA. My subpar Spanish understands the SMA to stand for San Miguel de Allende, the city where the picture was taken.

The Scottessy@smck· Dec 24

Jarritos Christmas to you, Bluesky! #Jarritos #Christmas #ChristmasTree #SanAntonio #LaterGram

A Christmas tree made out of stacks of full Jarritos soft drink bottles.The foundation is ~28 bottles wide, the tree is 12 rows tall. Each row consists of one color/flavor of drink. From bottom: green, red, orange, green, red, orange, yellow, green, red, orange, green, yellow.

The Scottessy@smck· Dec 19

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Couldn't be happier with this coming to pass. All of them guilty. All of them banished.

Superman II (1981): A gif from the film shows the villains (L-to-R: Ursa, Non, and General Zod) center frame in the spotlight, on trial for treason, before the destruction of Krypton.

Jor-El stands in shadow to the left as the prosecutor, and four large ghostly face sit behind the criminals in judgement.

They are all found guilty and banished to the Forbidden Zone.

The Scottessy@smck· Nov 8

Name your favorite superhero who isn't DC or Marvel. #LotR #FrodoBaggins

Frodo Baggins, on the floor of the Inn of the Prancing Pony, grasping to catch the One Ring that will force itself onto his finger.

The Scottessy@smck· Oct 22

The Scottessy@smck· Oct 21

2/3rds of the way there.

Three skulls covering the corresponding facial features with their hand bones: speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil.

The Scottessy@smck· Oct 18

The Admiral's Club in Queretaro at 2a.

Sad snacks and drinks in a small airport in a lovely Mexican city's airport.
From L to R: Coke, fos tequila, Strawberry soda water, KitKat bars on a bench.

The Scottessy@smck· Sep 30

What's your sign

The sign for a pub called The Slaughtered Lamb. It depicts the decapitated head of a brown wolf on a pike, in front of a full moon.

The Scottessy@smck· Aug 21

This...

The Scottessy@smck· Jul 29

Finally, a shoe upgrade after going a bit too long on the Asics Novablast 2s... eep. Felt good on the first run! #RunningSky #Adidas

Pic of a new pair of running shoes after their first time out, still on the feet. The shoes are a bright/neon red in color with big, black, three stripes on the sides. Adidas EVO SLs.

The Scottessy@smck· Jul 22

New kit.

Screenshot of the back of the new Arsenal home shirt with the number 5 (formerly the number of the credibly accused and legally charged—for rape and sexual assault—player Thomas Partey) and the word 'SHAME' above it, instead of the former player's name.

The Scottessy@smck· Jul 17

More of a comment than a question... these ruled:

An image from an old ad for Frank N Stuff hot dogs. A package of said dogs is held aloft by a creepy old/hairy hand with long, red, pointy fingernails.

The Scottessy@smck· Jul 14

Muscles I've never seen before. On any human.

A close up of previously unobserved leg muscles. These on Arsenal FC's captain, Martin Ødegaard, on his left leg, above the knee, photoed in a training session.

The Scottessy@smck· Jul 11

Repost with an old pic you still love ✨️ 1993

The Scottessy@smck· Jun 13

#Slowdive #Souvlaki #Shoegaze #Perfection

Cover art from the album Souvlaki by the band Slowdive.

The Scottessy@smck· May 19

A light green bicycle leaning against a bicycle alert road sign in front of a green forest.

The Scottessy@smck· May 15

Without downloading new pictures, my mental state.

Illustration of a man stepping on the "centre" of a rake, about to be smacked in the face by the handle.

The Scottessy@smck· May 12

A light green bicycle leaning against a flagpole in the foreground. Behind it is a monument dedicated to Union Army soldiers killed in action in the American Civil War. Everything else is grass, plants, or trees.

The Scottessy@smck· May 7

The sheer terror i felt when being introduced to the Flood in Halo: CE

A futuristic, technologically enhanced solider in armor standing left. He's caught by surprise by a swarm of unknown small, fast, creatures.

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