Iain
@smeeku
Recovering academic.
These are the windmills off the coast of Aberdeen, Scotland that bother Trump so much (his golf course is on the horizon on the left). Little known fact - the windmill closest to his golf course is called “Stormy”. 🏴
This headline captures the very essence of supporting Scotland at a major football tournament. I’ve been doing this a long time and I don’t know any other outcome than this. Scotland should get a World Cup medal for consistency. And another for having the best fans. 🏴⚽️
Has anyone checked the nutritional value of caviar lately? And only $90-300 per ounce on average. This has “Let them eat cakes” vibes.
Brexit supporting newspaper complains about negative impact of Brexit. There is an easier option than complaining about how bad an idea leaving the EU was. 🇪🇺
We break it, you fix it. Really smart that he pissed off all his country’s allies over the last 12 months. Stable genius.
Europe win the Ryder Cup (again). As Rick Wilson said, “Everything Trump Touches Dies”. 🇪🇺
Whenever I read stories like this I think of this line in Perfect Day by Lou Reed. Actions have consequences.
Is Trump now working on a 1 day a week basis? Ironic that he appears to have chosen Taco Tuesday as his day to make public appearances.
Trump defiantly dismisses health rumors by not speaking to the press for the sixth day in a row and having no public events today. Nothing to see here.
The moment that RFK Jr realised that two bear testicles were quite enough for lunch, and that the third testicle was just gluttony.
Trump says the US could run Ukraine’s nuclear power plants. He promises to send them the best people the US has to achieve this.
MUSK: Quick, we need to do another Tesla promo as the last one didn’t work. TRUMP: Sure boss, meet you on the lawn in five.
SpaceX is so woke - we need to go back to calling a “rapid unscheduled disassembly “ an explosion, like we did in the old days.
Rapid unscheduled disassembly is what Trump is doing to the US stock market right now.
DOGE needs to look at US tax payer money being wasted by SpaceX - there must be cheaper ways to provide these firework displays to the public.
Trump chooses to have a bronze bust of Winston Churchill displayed in the Oval Office, where Zelenskyy was berated for not wearing a suit. Here is a picture of Winston Churchill visiting the White House during WW2. No suit. Showing respect for his country’s armed forces at war. No bone spurs.
Marco Rubio’s reaction after JD Vance whispered to him “I fucked this couch right where you’re sitting”.
As the old saying goes, you can put a suit on a bag of shit, it’s still a bag of shit.