Smoking Hare

@smokinghare

I love corvids and manatees and wish I could spend more time drinking beer and playing board games and less time gazing into the abyss. Profile pic by IG: rivuletpapet

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Smoking Hare@smokinghare· 6d

Marge Simpson (Axomamma?) holding up a potato she thinks is neat

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· 7d

Have some Monday Quarks, dear timeline

Ginger cat Quark napping in the shape of a pizza slice on the back of the sofa

Ginger cat Quark making it exceptionally hard to fold my laundry as he's made a fort out of ny bedsheet

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· 7d

Det råkade visst smita in en riktig valaffisch för M bland alla slumpgenererade

Slumpgenererad valaffisch med texten "Överklass och Polis!"

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· 7d

Tackar vet jag

Slumpgenererad valaffisch med texten "Ingen Glesbygd - Nu!"

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· 12d

Marge, hiding in shame in the grocery store

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· 12d

Would love to!

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· 16d

If I wasn't on my phone I'd replace Jim Henson's face with the Cait Labubu

A Labubu magically infused with Cait-essence

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· Jul 1

I finally found the other pic I had saved!

Black cat screaming at ginger cat who is appropriately scared

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· Jul 1

Your cats keep delivering really superb reaction pics

A ginger cat delivering rapid blows to the head of a black cat lunging at him from below

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· Jun 17

Ed. One of my all time favourite shows, produced by David Letterman and launching the careers of so many well known actors. It is also impossible to rewatch, partly because it's un-searchable, but more importantly because they couldn't afford the music licensing rights and thus never released on DVD

Pic of the cast of tv show Ed from 2000-2004

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· Jun 15

Quote-post with a more cringe picture, I dare you. I truly don't think you can. Your great grandchildren still won't be able to in 100 years. This is the ultimate cringe artifact and I call on everyone to try to beat it

Ricky Gervais posing in jeans and a crown of thorns, "atheist" written on his chest in red paint, crucified on a stand-up mic.

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· Jun 15

Googled HORP! to see if it was commonly used in comics but instead I'm laughing at this new and improved pronunciation of harp

Google image search for "horp" with the first two hits being of harps

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· May 21

Last week Quark spent 3 days at the vet for acute gastroenteritis, but he's thankfully doing a lot better now ❤️ Poor thing lost a lot of weight and was so exhausted when I brought him home (left). He's finally starting to get back to his normal self after a week of cautious feeding and drinking

Ginger cat Quark lying face down in my lap, exhausted after his illness and stay at the vet

Ginger cat Quark lying comfortable in a fluffy duvet

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· May 17

The Eurasian magpie and hooded crow are two of my absolute favorites. They have such a playful and curious way of moving around and interacting with their surroundings, their intelligence really shines through

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· May 12

Quark is staying a second night at the vet. He's still not eating and not urinating, and ultrasounds have not revealed any internal blockages or injuries. They will try tube feeding and a catheter in hopes of sparing his liver and kidneys. I just wish I could be with and comfort him 😔

Ginger cat Quark lying in a cupboard under a shameful amount of shot glasses and next to an aquamarine le creuset mug and a nug with dandelions painted on the side.

Ginger cat Quark lying by my side in bed, head on my upper arm and paw on my chest

Ginger cat Quark sleeping peacefully next to me in the sofa, resting his head and paw on my thigh as my left arm is wrapped around him

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· May 11

At the vet with my cat Quark, worried sick for my favourite individual in the world. Hug your pets!

A ginger cat in a harness sitting on a rocky slope

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· May 6

Here's a minimalist take on the Stockholm metro system that I embroidered and framed 🚇

Round and framed embroidery depicting a minimalist pattern of the Stockholm Metro System, with green, red and blue lines intersecting.

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· May 1

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· Apr 25

Always makes me laugh lol

a tweet that reads: "Saw a cool bird and googled what it was called, lmao I hate ornithologists" followed by a screenshot of a google search for "black bird with yellow head" with the result saying "yellow-headed blackbird"

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· Apr 15

Shot and chaser:

"I think musicians should speak to their heart no matter what it may be," Draiman responded.

"The tradition of protest music has been a long one. There's no reason why art can't be fused, or shouldn't be fused — in fact, it absolutely, positively should be fused with intensely powerful messages."

The Disturbed vocalist addressed one of the biggest issues in the U.S. right now, the social unrest due to the increased presence of ICE agents in cities, revealing that his stance is somewhere in the middle. He shared that he supports the police and federal agencies but also believes there should be a faster process for obtaining citizenship in the U.S.

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· Apr 14

Shocked and appalled I've yet to see

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· Apr 8

This, always, unironically

Woman holding a PowerPoint presentation titled "Morning People are an Oppressive Class"

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· Apr 7

Ginger cat sitting on an ornate chest in front of an antique radio, regarding the viewer with calm curiosity

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· Apr 7

Gonna start Quark-posting more to brighten the feed. Everyone meet Quark (Kvark in his native Swedish), a 12-yo ginger cat with a ton of character - and the best thing to happen to me in my life!

Ginger cat Quark sitting in a wooden wine-crate looking up with cartoonishly large eyes and pupils

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· Apr 6

Top reaction pic

Angry black cat screaming at scared ginger cat

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· Mar 31

Cape Fear mentioned! That's always an opportunity for me to post the Cape Feare Simpsons episode cross stitch I made

Cross stitch of a cartoon elephant holding a banner that says "Terror Lake salutes Hannibal crossing the Alps"

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· Mar 21

Post a meme made by you Well I'm not proud of it, but..

Print in the snow from an owl that landed to catch a prey, and the resulting print looks like an owl with the fattest hog imaginable that landed just to rest its tired wings after having to carry that monster around all day. Caption reads "You have been visited by Fat Cock Owl"

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· Mar 19

Brockway waking up and looking at the site this morning

Smoking Hare@smokinghare· Mar 12

Hmm fine, touché