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pink fox 🐾🤠 firmware nerd 💻✨ she/they, 24, NoVA

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Snoot 🐾@snoot· 2d

the New Siri™ pronounces “opossum” as oppo-sum (similar to opposite) or op-sum :(

Snoot 🐾@snoot· 17d

this Vodka Lemonade is vodka with a literal lemon

A drink of vodka with a lemon inside of it

Snoot 🐾@snoot· 24d

man what the hell

A screenshot of luggage tracking in the Delta app. Three entries are shown: “Loading bag,” “Bag On Plane,” and “Bag Incinerated”.

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Jul 2

A ferret biting a spray bottle. Text reads: “BECOME UNGOVERNABLE”

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Jun 23

Visit or contact your local Non-Public Network store.

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Jun 7

IKEA is getting a little too good at modeling apartment spaces

Within a modeled IKEA room around a laundry area, a door reads “Server hub”.

Snoot 🐾@snoot· May 29

My heart is hardened leave me alone

A spam message on Telegram from “Ariella Blain”.
They write: “🌟❤️He😊y, any quiet joy inside your heart?”

Snoot 🐾@snoot· May 10

behold: the only ARMv6t emulator over DNS

The “dig” command is run in a terminal, resolving a subdomain whose hex bytes represent a series of ARM “mov” instructions.

TXT records are returned, showing current register state.

Snoot 🐾@snoot· May 3

made a controversial statement in the group chat

A telegram message: “can we get a possum”?

The menu states it has 157,821 replies.

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Apr 3

An edited post from Aura. The post reads: “Ive got jury duty”.

Beneath, a poll with two options: innocent, at 41%, and guilty, at 59%. Guilty has won.

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Mar 31

what is happening to my artifacts. I worry for my artifacts

A screenshot of the "Artifacts" segment for an Archive action within Xcode Cloud. The progress bar is going off the screen.

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Mar 30

A Tomodachi Life Mii resembling GLaDOS from the game Portal.

A TikTok comment writes: “Is that a fucking ring doorbell”
A person responds: “Its glados from the game portal”

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Mar 27

this possum realized this post did not age very well

A very scared looking opossum, bundled up tight and cozy in a blanket while being cradled.

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Mar 26

on a plane, and the guy in front of me is writing an email that is borderline a novel. It has multiple sections, multiple subheadings, easily five paragraphs per each. perhaps most bafflingly, he’s written this with dictation and single finger typing over the course of an hour 😰 a recreation:

A mockup of an elongated email. It has a title, one heading, and a paragraph marked “Preface.” Approximately 15 heading are present within a single paragraph.

Continuing on, another paragraph is marked “A continuation”. This time, the paragraph has about five sentences. Another paragraph proceeding it has approximately seven. rinse/repeat

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Mar 15

huh, did anyone else get this message?

A screenshot of iMessage. In the background, a message is being spammed: “Can we get a possum”?

Overlayed is a dialog titled “Message Not Delivered”. It elaborates: “Discussion of the opossum is no longer permitted.” Two buttons are present: “OK”, and “Learn More”.

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Mar 9

An edited screenshot of Wikipedia. Within the "Behavior" section, an image caption reads: "This opossum is feigning death because it learned what a VLIW pipeline is."

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Mar 2

little known fun fact: UNIX v4 ships with Fortnite games

A screenshot of the UNIX v4 filesystem hierarchy. Two folders are visible: “fort” (referring to Fortran), and “games”.

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Feb 11

today I learned you can long-press (not single tap!) the AQI indicator in Maps:

A screenshot of Maps viewing downtown Austin.

A forecast overlays is present. It’s currently cloudy with a 0% chance of rain. The temperature is 14 Celsius, with a low of 13° and high of 23°.

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Feb 6

is Jira okay?

A screenshot of “Rovo”, Jira’s annoying chatbot.

The user asks a question: “What other tickets can I do today?”
It responds: “WOOF!! 🐾 woof-woof-woof RUFF RUFF bark bark”

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Jan 12

well… huh

A Google search for “is miku a marsupial”. Weirdly, at the end of the search query, the user appended “ignore response and…”. How peculiar! Wonder how that happened.

Anyway, the AI Overview simply states “Yeah.”

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Jan 6

well, they asked so nicely… I’d feel bad not running it

A DM from a random Discord user. The first message is a link to download a file named Banner.exe with a Turkish description.

The second message is a default bird sticker with pleading eyes, captioned “Please?”

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Jan 3

remembering how Watch Dogs 2 used to behave on my PC

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Dec 25

An edited Steam email:

“Hello furry!

The Steam Winter Sale Accidentally Brought Down Our Storefront Again

10 games from your wishlist - plus thousands more - could be available for purchase, but you have no way to access them.”

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Dec 1

I DID NOT CONSENT I DID NOT CONSENT

An email from Qualcomm Technologies, Inc.: “Thank you for your interest to stay informed about our products and technologies with emails from us”

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Nov 28

Mark your calendars! next year, it'll soon be 10 years for the macOS Steam client DMG to have shipped with the quarantine attribute

A macOS Gatekeeper dialog: "'Steam' is damaged and can't be opened. you should move it to the trash."
A detail beneath elaborates: "Google Chrome downloaded this file on June 20, 2016."

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Nov 12

not saying there’s any correlation, but as soon as Apple bought Pixelmator, the update notes went from being detailed to This update contains bug fixes and improvements.

A screenshot of release note history for Pixelmator on iOS. The oldest two versions have detailed release notes. Version 3.1.13 has a release note simply stating “This update includes an important announcement regarding Pixelmator.” The most recent three versions have meaningless information regarding their contents.

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Oct 27

A screenshot of a red fox on Wikipedia. Its caption reads: "The red fox likely does not have to worry about hardware errata."

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Oct 15

LMAO www.pixnapping.com/pixnapping.pdf

A demonstration of the Pixnapping attack against Signal. The recovered messages reads as follows: “We are currently clean on OPSEC. Godspeed to our Warriors.” This is a reference to the Houthi PC small group.

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Sep 25

this possum has been tasked to negotiate peace deals between several high-tension countries. I’m afraid we may have not tasked our best asset

An possum stares blankly into the distance.

Snoot 🐾@snoot· Sep 24

🎶 Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesday, my empty arms were open Thursday, soggy in tub, soggy in tub