The girlfriend's father is apparently a fucking ADMIRAL and he looks like the guy from Dracula Flow. And of course he smokes a GIANT Fuck-You cigar.

What happens when a twink gets ahold of a demonic transformation grimoire? Well it'll depend on how accurately he can pronounce the demonic language. It turns out that if you get even just ONE syllable wrong, it has a VERY different effect! 🎨 is @booneyard.bsky.social

The irony of trying to load your post

Congrats on the 5K and thanks for opening up the raffle! Good luck to everyone!

Being a taur is hard work! D'you know how many calories you need to support a body THIS big? It's a lot! 🎨 is @nazuum0nster.bsky.social who did this as a multi-slot YCH

Damn, what a gorgeous view, right!? Uhh . . . Right . . . ? Hello? Anyone home? (🎨 is @ottertale.bsky.social who did a wonderful job on this!)

Who doesn't love butterflies?! They'll be coming out soon enough once we get through winter and early spring! 🎨 is @donryu.bsky.social who did an amazing job capturing the personality here.

If you don't wanna be quoted about your bad takes, that's too damn bad.

OKAY BUT LITERALLY IT DOES

TELEGRAM, WHY THE FUCK WOULD THE SETTINGS MENU NOT BE WHERE THE SETTINGS MENUS HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 2000 YEARS? THE ANTIKITHERA MACHINE HAD SETTINGS AT THE TOP. THE MECHANICAL TURK HAD SETTINGS AT THE TOP. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS HAD SETTINGS AT THE TOP. FIRE HAD SETTINGS AT THE TOP.

Some baked gnocchi with cheese and chorizo! This turned out super well! Even though I didn't have an oven safe pan, I cheated and used a casserole dish but padded one end with tinfoil to make it shorter!

Now it's got green! I tried to do a ribbon pattern but the icing was too runny so... There's that

That's it

So I've been cooking more, recently! And I've REALLY been enjoying it. It's difficult when I've got really limited counter space and no dishwasher but I'm making do!

Climb aboard!~

Have I ever gotten stuck in a doorway because of my fat ass?! ME?! PFFT! Why would you even ask that?!?!?! ... ... ... Okay, so it's happened maybe once or twice! 🎨 is @shaydahot.bsky.social (Who did great work on this! 🩵 )

Jackbox nights are WILD lol

OH NO. OH NO!

I don't think they've got a stream up for it :( Maybe I'm in the wrong place?

Sometimes I get a little carried away on vacation! I think . . . it's the heat, right? It must be upping my metabolism! Yeah, that's it! I'm sure that's what's been making me feel hungry! 🎨 is @fatdennyy.bsky.social

Having a wardrobe malfunction on the subway is the WORST! It's not like I can just get off wherever I want! . . . Speaking of getting off, maybe you wanna help? 🎨 is @fullbodywolf.bsky.social

So you seek an audience with the King? I hope you brought snacks or other filling tributes! 🎨 of this multi-slot YCH is @brosb4does.bsky.social

Queue up the Mii Plaza music! Just pitch it down a few octaves! 🎨 for this multi-slot YCH is @glazfox.bsky.social

Sometimes, you just need a friend to fold you in half and see how much of their so-massive-it's-practically-useless cock they can fit inside you! Just ask @connorthelion.bsky.social how much he stowed away! 🎨 is @uniparasite.bsky.social

My rottweiler character Bullet doing the Jack-O pose from way back! 🎨 is @eyespotstudio.com

A birthday gift my friend @killianwoof.bsky.social got me a couple years back! 🎨 is @chozogoat.art

Snow taking a walk with the guys from Cherryton Academy (of Beastars renown, of course)! YCH by @tommysamash.bsky.social from a few years ago I'm just getting around to posting!

ANYONE ORDER A BLUEBERRY DONUT? I REALLY need to lean into Snow being a taur more often! 🎨 is @shaydahot.bsky.social

SUPER ADORABLE winter icon commission I got from @bigwadaart.bsky.social ! I think it's even cute enough to make my Bluesky PFP going forward!