Bored JarJar Fartin
@soccerdaddy
e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader
Followed him since Twitter days lol. Always pissed me off about his Israel takes and bike takes though.
Fuck yeah dude you did it but I really would rather watch the soccer game. Do I just watch this inning again?
Back on my bullshit (spoons and other kitchen gadgetry) making a set for my sister from a tree in the backyard where we grew up
Every once in a while I run over to make sure we aren't fucking with the capybaras. I'll probably become the joker when that thing ticks to the left.
The animated album covers on Apple Music feel obscene. I'm not an artist of note, but if my name was on something as personal as a collection of songs, I wouldn't want fucked up techno wizards messing with my shit when I'm dead. But I'm also So Stupid!! So who knows
Bought a scythe on a lark and I sharpened it and it actually works lmao
Artist's rendition of my kids when I ask them who is having a bath first
The kids spend a day a week with their biodad, which is the day I take out the deranged sicko cereals that aren't fit for adolescent consumption
BC police officer saving a mountain lion by slaughtering a gang of loose abandoned lambs
Accidentally knocked a corner off with the axe, but decided to carve a little notch so now it is a spatula and oven rack puller/pusher
She doesn't know it yet but my wife is about to be visited by the Lunch Angel ™
Honestly it's fine. I'm pretty sure it doesn't rise to the level of needing the slur treatment anyway.
Little hash brown sandwich for my little dude let's see how he invents the presence of "crust" on this one
I made a friggin tuna dip, it has corn and tuna and yogurt and mayo and spicy crunchy soy bean oil paste or whatever that stuff is. The one in the glass jar with that lady on it.
@ekkoastral.bsky.social you made my top ten! (I know, streaming is fucked. I'll see a show and buy some vinyl!)
It's the least of our worries, but thank fuck RFK didn't get his hands on all those diseased ostriches like he wanted
Hold up, you're telling me.... the bear that was... the bear at the party, yeah... yeah the one that got stabbed and... sprayed??? ... You're saying that bear was a teen?