Old Major Pig
@sociologistpig
Boston | 27 | he/she/they/it | love of my life is @cubwov.bsky.social, but we’re open 👀 | rly soft | sociologist who doesn’t read enough | 18+ only | “hates all chasers” | tip the fat gays you jerk off to if you want us to stay fat and fatter ☺️
Good blessed tummy Tuesday, fat gay people in my phone. I’m happy to report that I am now finally free of strep and HFMD and can return to my regularly scheduled whoring 😌❤️
*goes to a bear week pool party hosted by @chonkclub.bsky.social exactly once*
I love being so fat and hairy and sweaty it’s literally the best thing in the world except for like, societal and institutional and structural fatphobia that terrorizes fat people daily 😌😌😌
If a chaser wants the privilege of seeing me let the belly out, you’re gonna have to send me £5 at LEAST (pounds because I’m still in Scotland uwu)
Very SFW pic but I just think @cubwov.bsky.social and I look very pretty here out by Loch Ness 🥰🥰🥰
Make some noise for my haircut and boobs !!!! Also fun fact I’m flying to Scotland until June 2nd for a little family vacation 🤗🤗🤗
You would not believe how good I smell right now (because I’ve been working since 8am)
Hi it’s uhhhh thick as fuck Thursday anyways can someone please be my sugar daddy and fund my entire life so I can stop working at least until I get a new job or get into a PhD program please and thank you
Hey I went to hot fat sweaty hairy gay guy island and everyone knew you there, like literally everyone all the hot fat sweaty hairy gay guys were like oh yeah, I know that guy. Also there were dads.
Happy fat fuck Friday specifically and only to the fat fuck gay people in my phone, do me a favor and hold this for a second my back hurts Oh and before you ask, yes I mean fat fucks only. If you’re not a fat you can have the privilege of watching quietly and sending me lunch money for my trouble 🤗
Happy Tuesday, I can really use a sweet handsome hairy dad to rub up on this tummy and these tits for me 😮💨 Hope you don’t mind if your boy is a little sweaty though, it’s so hot out 👀💦
Hi there, it’s me and you’re watching the pit stop Also yes it counts as a pit stop so long as I want to bury my face in them 😌
Guys I woke up today looking like this idk what happened omg but isn’t it kinda giving slim thick now ????
Not to be dramatic but it’s Tuesday and I just got back from the gym
If they invent images you can smell then I think y’all would send me like $50 every day tbh
Got a haircut, insert “ay amo mi pelo” meme, also sniff me for a prize 😘
Oh hey bud, uh… didn’t see you there… wanna hop in and get my back for me?