🔞 DJ Unc Thumper 🔞
@solodrgn
They/He, 28, @nurturedarro.bsky.social's slut pup, NSFW & nudes inbound 18+ only pls no minors invited to the slobbershow. Only k I keep on is my kinks 💯💯💯💯💯
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime So I post dick on company time 🙂↕️ (more in reply) #FCF
I can't come up with a good joke for the life of me I'm so sorry but I tried thinking one up for hours and nothing hit 😭😭😭 Congrats on the 9k !!
Woke up in an insanely overwhelming lust and I'm trying not to make it anyone's problem today aight lemme ramble for a sec
Thought the cintas guy who came into the store said happy pride to me and for a moment got so stunlocked I heard my brain freeze He repeated Happy Friday to me when I asked "huh?" woof.
I just KNOW some form of these was going thru ur mind at that point
The sex being so good one of em can't help but scratch that tree up mm mm MM SO good
I want to write I want to write smut I want to write plot I want to want smut(ty world building) I want to write a fantastical plot THERE'S TOO MANY IDEAS GRAHHHHH
Boss makes a dollar but I make a dime So I read furry yaoi on the company's time!!
It kills me seeing people Dadify their characters and it's just Drayden instead of like, a Rick Mitchell (Both of these men have canonically fucked tbf but it's funny seeing one type predominantly done)
Everything in purple are states w/ cities or places I wanna visit, but otherwise I do feel well traveled at this point despite wanting to see more!
POV: I got some good runs in Hades 2 and I want a reward I think you can provide... #irlnsfw