Also when she was little she used to think that 'no left turn' signs meant 'no boomerangs allowed'

Which led to this genius headline:

I know the feeling

Every time I'm about to get up, she does this

A sense of humour, respect, his children's love, the list is endless really

"...I really would like some food now"

"I see you have food. Why can't I have the food? I sure would like some food. Maybe you should give me the food."

Felt cute, might delete later

Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only

Just to counteract all the anger I've been throwing out there, here's a picture of the cutest dog ever who's also a giant pain in the arse

I want him dead, I want all the people who support him dead, I want their houses burnt to the ground and I'm gonna go there in the middle of the night and piss on the ashes

Kid Rock out here looking like a simpleton hillbilly from a Garth Ennis comic who's never been told it's bad form to fuck the livestock

I just need this paddle ball and this chair and that's all I need! Well, except for this...

Willow would like that

"Oh god, I shouldn't have eaten that Taco Bell...clench, for fuck's sake, clench...goddamit"

No question, but check out what I bought today Can't wait to get stuck into it

Some photos my kid took

Tonight's lineup Particularly fond of our description

Love Is The Devil

That genuinely helps, thank you, that's really kind It wasn't quite as bad as I thought it was gonna be, and there's so much left to do, but I put a huge dent in it so that's good How did your thing go? (And dopamine hit wise, check out this ludicrous creature)

Look at this ridiculous creature

Society

Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe

ADHD and autism

MY GUITAR WANTS TO KILL YOUR MAMA MY GUITAR WANTS TO BURN YOUR DAD