Son of Raucous
@sonofraucous
This account is like a delightful potpourri of thoughts that occasionally smells of bacon and regret. Niche, like a rare venereal disease. Straight, married, messy inclusive dad. Bigots in any form can fuck off.
This is Clive. He likes to fuck about with the heavy assault unicorn.
America. Fuck vaccines! Let’s hope Dad doesn’t get explosive diarrhoea, cos “Fuck Parasites too!”
Narcissist’s going to narcissist I guess. You’d think I’d be used to it by now, but it’s still a kick in the teeth every time. On the other hand DMRs mum has had delivered this herself this morning, so I chose well in the family I chose for myself.
Pistachio generic Aldi magnum clone. 10 mins and I’m going in. Will report back.
@mindlesmandles.bsky.social My notifications took some reading just then!!!
Will all the Cheese Sluts in the building please raise their hand.
Sorry? What?!? I can hear you guys. I went for a whole role of kitchen foil and then big roll to stop the 5G mutant bat rabies microchip rays from getting me. Can you speak up a bit!!!
Who’s a knob? I’m a knob. Need to take Mini Raucous out of school, so I emailed them; but school is closed. Which I knew!
Dog is hot and doesn’t seem sure what to do with herself. We’ve played catch with some ice cubes that she’s now crunched up and seems happier. Tried to hide her down, but she wasn’t keen.