Son Ranto Rockett
@sonrantoshow
Owner of the Chicago Cubs. Podcast: SonRanto.com. Exclusive: Patreon.com/sonranto Front man of Bleacher Bum Band.
Bleacher Bums are playing a FREE SHOW with Thomas Ian Nicholas! Cubby Bear!
Sorry brah…her heart is forever in the ladies room puking RumChata
Bleacher Bum Band is rocking #Cubs postgame Saturday 5/2. Spread da word! It's FREE.
No #Cubs game for me today because I’ll be working with One Northside as we build community here in Chicago to fight…(gestures broadly). Come through!
Move over Tinkers, Evers, and Chance! The #Cubs Infield is Roger Stone, to Russell Brand, to Rob Schneider now!!
Man the #Cubs 40 man roster looks terrible. Oh wait…I just got confused when I saw Matt Shaw….
Is “Pursuit of Arms” like “Pursuit of Happiness” and virtually meaningless?
