Don't speak to me or my sons ever again, pardner.

Still I love this dude.

Man Crush Monday? I don't think the Dominator passes OSHA/HSE regulations for flying armed craft. Just a hunch.

Never speak to me or my son or his sons ever again

Mood.

Don’t speak to me or my son ever again

I don’t care what the weather says it’s hot soup times out there

When you want some Zook’s Chicken Pie/The Tragedy of Not Getting Any Zook’s Chicken Pie

Your last saved celebrity pic on your phone is your therapist If only!

Hang on, I'm about to chat with Mitch McConnell

Gettin’ love bombed

TFW when you were HIDING so effectively that Father went and shook a treat bag and you came running, got dry treats, and COULD turn this into a daily scam if you could have Thoughts, but you can't.

Mods are asleep post rare Giamattis

I hate fireworks

Someone does not like how LOUDT the fireworks are

For America’s birthday I made her greatest breakfast food

Made jambalaya.

Photo memories reminding me that sometimes my Renfaire garb is a little bit of Asha’man cosplay into the bargain #renfaire #wheeloftime #

Ever wanted your heart broken by a battlefield monument?

A year ago I was on a sacred pilgrimage

I know it’s Thursday but these are the vibes

A year ago today we were sipping after dinner drinks on Islay at 10 pm. Still the most beautiful place I’ve ever seen.

The only pickleball I will ever respect is deep fried with cheese

L stacking two of her birthday presents, a blue glass necklace from @ceruleancynic.bsky.social’s shop) and a carved Labradorite castle from a local maker. Might be a Renfaire combo

Eight years ago we were in Kinsale, in Ireland

A year ago we were in Glasgow at the Kelvingrove Musuem. City and museum both remain two of my favorite places I've ever been. Then we went to a cat cafe for lunch.

need to give Gym Bro Skeletor a red-tinged dry-wash over the muscles for realism. no way he's natty, dude is LOADED UP on Tren