The leopards won’t eat my face. Right?

Keisha is more favored to win against Rick than Burt. Good news for Dems.

Did you see his handle was briefly “awhiteman”? What?

Did Spencer Pratt celebrate too soon? He could get locked out!

Let’s make sure to make them feel “welcome” 😈

Jeff Bezos sucks.

You can be mad at Joe Biden and grateful for Joe Biden at the same time. Same goes for Kamala and Hillary. It’s all complicated.

Does this remind anyone else of those special levels in Super Mario World for SNES?

This is how I spent my Cinco de Mayo. @trumpstaxes.com. Go @jenjordanga.bsky.social and Miracle Rankin!

What would you say to Greg Abbott if you could?

Here’s the problem. If we manage to elect a Democratic trifecta in 2028, no one‘s going to care who the governor of Virginia is in 2029. That’s how Glenn Youngkins happen.

I’m all for long-term planning but COME ON!!! This is bed-wetting on steroids. Focus on the elections happening NOW.

Dunkin’s new OBSESSION with protein gives me major ick.

“But…but…I won every swing state!!!!….”

Not necessarily. We’ll see.

@trumpstaxes.com I did my small part. Fingers crossed.

“You’re definitely giving me a pardon, right?” - Noem at the 2 hour WH meeting.

Florida shouldn’t rest so easy this year. After all, 2026 rhymes with 2018 almost exactly and…

The markets think this is a foregone flip.

Just early voted for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to be the next mayor of NYC! New Yorkers, it’s time to show up! Vote now!