The Spectacular Spider-Malk 🏴🇪🇺🏳️🌈🇵🇸
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Movie bloke. Metal bloke. Suspiciously well-written tool of Deep Woke. Weekly Wackadoo. 39, he/him, Scotland
QTP with a proof of life photo more believable than Mitch McConnell's
We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe.
Show me a comic page you love; no explanation needed.
"Fantastic result Thomas, you must be happy." Thomas Tuchel:
Your last saved image is your current mental state.
Introduce yourself with 4 video games
Following the heroic actions of John McClane and the death of Hans Gruber, the people of the Nakatomi Corporation's LA Branch thought the worst was behind them. They couldn't dream of what was next: the coming of the Spider-Kaiju...
The above skeet brought to you by today's watch.
Oh, *your* comfort-movie is unhinged? Mine has: an old man being shot dead in the street; multiple people incinerated alive; an attempted gang-rape; and the suicide of our main character's best friend's father - for which said best friend blames said main character. Oh, and it's a "kids' movie".
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.
So it turns out David Draiman *does* have a nickname for his penis.
The Boys: "Can I copy your homework?" X-Men '97: "Okay but change it a bit so no-one can tell." (Spoilers for both shows, including *this week's* ep of The Boys, so unblur/read alt text at your own peril)
I sincerely believe the 2003 DareDevil movie would have been at least 30% more successful and beloved if he'd worn Actual Wee Round Bois instead of these honking whateverthefucks.
Can think o worse ways to spend an evening, like.
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
Prompt: Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
