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SPLATTER@splatter· 26d

dynomutt

SPLATTER@splatter· 26d

important conversations are happening on the local subreddit

screenshot of reddit, names and icons have been replaced by colors
Purple: planet's on fire
Black: Nope, just Canada. Again.
Purple: believe it or not, Canada is part of the planet
Black: Yep. A small percentage of it.
Purple: "house is on fire"
"Nope, just the roof"
"roof is part of the house"
"Yeah a small part"

SPLATTER@splatter· 27d

SEA my beloved, at least you are AI-free

SEA: Space Exploration and Astronomy

I make chilled-out "info-tainment" videos on all-things space related, from the moment of the Big Bang to the end of the universe itself- and everything in between. No AI, written, recorded and produced by a real human. New episodes every Sunday!

SPLATTER@splatter· 28d

SPLATTER@splatter· 29d

I got the store brand renamon color palette

color palette consisting of a light grey, a plum, a vivid violet, and a yellow

SPLATTER@splatter· 29d

screenshot from castlevania edited to say "what a horrible night to have eyes."

SPLATTER@splatter· Jul 12

having fun with PicoCAD 2

SPLATTER@splatter· Jul 12

eh, it doesn't sound like they were fucking with the buffalo, it sounds like they were trying to maintain a safe distance and hide from it

The victim and his grandson were at what even the National Park Service would say was a safe distance, at least 100 yards, from the bison. They stopped for some pictures while the bison lay down and seemed to have calmed down.

“He was sitting in the dust, like bison do, with his head out towards the road,” MacLeod said. “When the bison started to get up, the grandfather's like, ‘OK, time to leave,’ and they moved off behind these trees.”

Then, a white pickup appeared. For whatever reason, that set the bison off again.

“The bison was charging the truck,” MacLeod said. “The guy in the truck saw that happening, and he just kept going. The bison (then went) to where these two were hiding in the trees.”

After expending some of its energy on a sapling, the bison tore into the trees and chased the victim and his grandson.

While the grandson escaped, his grandfather wasn’t so fortunate. The bison chased him around the trees while he tried to escape.

Then, according to MacLeod, the victim got flipped.

“The bison hooked him with his left horn on his hip and tossed him in the air,” he said. “He made a perfect flip and landed on his side. The bison was at least 6 feet tall, and (the victim) was several feet above him.”

SPLATTER@splatter· Jul 8

Shredder from the 1990s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon with a word bubble, as if he were saying the quoted post

SPLATTER@splatter· Jul 8

banana knives!

photograph of two yellow-handled knives on a black background. They are engraved Gros Michel and Cavendish. Top knife is Kubey Rogue, bottom is CJRB Nanner

SPLATTER@splatter· Jul 6

Will you still support Platner if he is the candidate? Do you stand by your previous statement that you don't care about his biography, or is this something you do care about?

briellastella @briellastella.bsky.social . 1mo
And now Maine is stuck with a choice between two Nazis in the general. Great work, everybody!
I'm glad no one listened the first time he got outed as a Nazi.

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com. 1mo "Nazi, Nazi, Nazi."

briellastella @briellastella.bsky.social . 1mo No, no, you're right. I'm sure his deep and lasting appreciation of the aesthetics of Nazism has nothing whatsoever to do with his personal beliefs. When you think about it, his ability to separate Nazi symbols from their original meaning is a sign of intellectual maturity.

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com
I genuinely do not care about a candidate's bio. It's really far down on my list of things I look at when it comes to politicians. I mostly just care about policy. I've factored in "got a stupid tattoo when he was younger which he has since covered up" already.
10:05 AM May 31, 2026

SPLATTER@splatter· Jul 1

You like House of the Dragon? House about you try dragon deez nuts across your face

SPLATTER@splatter· Jun 30

apparently the resource wars ended immediately after the first planet cracker was launched so it looks like the Dead Space writers agree with you on this!

The Ishimura ("Stone Village") is owned by the Concordance Extraction Corporation (CEC), and was named after Hideki Ishimura, a fictional Japanese astrophysicist who discovered faster-than-light travel in the form of the "shockpoint drive". Originally constructed in the early 2440s as a response to the Resource Wars, bloody interstellar conflicts that erupted due to Earth and its colonies' heavy consumption of resources, the Ishimura's successful maiden voyage alone caused the Resource Wars to come to an end, resulting in the development of an entire fleet of such ships.[1][2]

SPLATTER@splatter· Jun 29

still frame from the 1990 Ninja Turtles movie showing part of the actor's mouth and face inside the mouth of the Donatello costume

SPLATTER@splatter· Jun 28

i got an octopus from ikea

SPLATTER@splatter· Jun 21

for a dollar less you can pick up two 40s of good pb

SPLATTER@splatter· Jun 21

she also has a scrunkly little nose to compliment her roundness!

photograph of a mackerel tabby from the side, showing her bent nose and general soft appearance

SPLATTER@splatter· Jun 21

this is Maggot, aka'd as: Maggie Maggie Moo Maggie McGoo Maggot Moomin Maggs Mikkelsen Pretty Lady Dumb Baby Perfect Angel Who Can Do No Wrong Bastard Cat