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spleenly

@spleenly

Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, building some bullshit, lightly dark, deeply shallow, every tech job, all at once, he/him #ATX My shitposts:

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spleenly@spleenly· 24d

Considering some illegal off-roading and municipal trespass to steal this giant stump.

A gnarled, sun-bleached, uprooted juniper or cedar tree stump among shrubs. There's no scale but it is approximately 6'/2m in diameter

spleenly@spleenly· 24d

Actually, do not fuck with the rich, they have their own missile silo.

Vertically opened doors in a concrete slab exposing an underground pit. The slab is surrounded by gravel and equipment with trees in the background.

spleenly@spleenly· 28d

I don't know, maybe emerge from your disgusting husk somewhere more private?

A green cicada clinging to its recently evacuated previous shell, which is like a crispy brown smaller cicada. Both are clinging to some sloppily painted gray exterior moulding

spleenly@spleenly· Jul 10

That's gonna be a no from me, dawg

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spleenly@spleenly· Jun 28

Arguably the most progressive city government in a state brimming with renewables btw

Last month, the [Austin City] council took what appears to be its first documented secret vote on Austin Energy, approving the purchase of gas- powered electric generators estimated to cost more than $1 billion.

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 25

This certainly places the Anthropic logo in a different light (or lack thereof)

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 24

Talk about keeping the dream alive

1980s Suzuki Samurai soft top in mint condition original teal green metallic being used as a daily driver parked in a handicapped parking space in front of a building

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 23

Long Fren 2: Shoo! Shoo!

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 23

The DC vandals have struck another pool!

An apartment pool that is green due to an algal bloom. The pool is surrounded by patio furniture, with a 2-story building and trees in the background.

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 21

Head on over to the "flower" section... 😂

Father's Day "flowers." Multiple arrangements constructed from a beer six pack base supporting "bouquets" of the worst junk food you can imagine.

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 20

Wait, I thought they hated Furlongs...

The actor Edward Furlong scowling at the camera on a motorcycle portraying John Connor in the second Terminator movie.

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 19

You've heard of public restroom glory holes, but have you seen public restroom hole of ultimate shame and dishonor?

A view between the toilet and stall wall in a public restroom where the tile floor and wall should meet there is a gaping hole at floor level. Inside the hole is dark but you can see dirt, rust, rot, and mold. It's probably a portal to hell.

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 18

Considering it never goes down and all the percentages are cumulative, yeah 😭

A list of emails from the last 6 weeks saying "you spent more on energy this week"

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spleenly@spleenly· Jun 18

I reject this

Severe heat tomorrow–Mon Will feel like 115°(F) tomorrow

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 16

Weirdly not AI

A concrete trail leading off into the woods under a dramatic pink and blue sunset sky with scattered clouds

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 14

What if we kissed on the exact trajectory my ass slid into the mud cenote

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 14

We've lost the thread on fluffernutters

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 13

Loose copper windings and threads and chunks of plastic floating around in your distributor are good I think

Closeup of the inside of an internal combustion engine ignition distributor housing where the very fine copper wire coil that wraps the central shaft has spread out to the point it's touching the housing causing it to partially disintegrate. Stray wires and threads and colorful chunks of plastic sit in the bottom well of the housing. This is not, in fact, good.

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 12

Culture

Culture: We're the Official Olive Oil (and Mayo) of NASCAR!

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 10

Brosef is full-on vibe coding between sets.

A MacBook computer showing Visual Studio Code or a similar black background agentic text editor program perched stop a gym bag on a little wooden stabd on the floor next to a dude in a tank top sitting on the hip adduction machine

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 8

Pretty exciting if my park is getting monkeys or coconut crabs.

Two very ripe bananas and two partly peeled coconuts on a dirt trail near grass

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 7

Me, being perceived

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 7

Fool me 7 times, shame.on me.

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 5

You really do love to see it.

A suburban yard with a rainbow array of plastic Adirondack style chairs: red, orange yellow, green, blue, and purple. In the foreground there is a bonus little lending library which is like a small house-shaped cabinet full of books on a post surrounded by tiny clay gnomes and toadstools. It's all very sweet and wholesome.

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 5

You know Rue could get it

A younger Rue McClanahan smiling and looking sexy as fuck with red hair and great makeup wearing a black strappy dress holding a cigarette at a table full of drinks.

spleenly@spleenly· Jun 3

The literal shoebox I keep my Switch stuff in. 😂😂😂

My hand holding a plain white shoebox messily labeled "SWITCH" in pale pencil

spleenly@spleenly· May 30

The insurance company sent my truck a get well soon card

Thank you, we hope your vehicle is repaired quickly and you're back on the road again soon. Below: (new text message field)

spleenly@spleenly· May 30

How do I always forget Best Value Batman made a car with this cursed configuration of doors

Some kind of white Tesla car abomination with the driver's traditional door open and a gullwing door just behind it up. A dude in cargo shorts and Nike sneakers with tall white socks of course is leaning into the car. Parking lot, park lawn, trash and recycle bins in background.

spleenly@spleenly· May 30

Accidental art

A rectangular piece of aluminum foil burnt in such a way as to resemble flames. The center is partially burned through and the edges are jagged. The perimeter is crinkled, darkened, and discolored in rainbow shades. The piece sits on grass and broken limestone slates.

spleenly@spleenly· May 28

Reptile sunning itself in the cool of the morning? Pretty cliche, bro.

An approximately 4-foot long brown let's say water snake instead of one of the worse alternatives sunning itself on a gray sheet of construction material beside a riverbank. There's a wet area indicating the snake recently came out of the river and up on the bank to sun itself.