Dustin Mueller

@sqlcheesecake

I’m this guy who likes to do stuff. Liberal AF (will literally punch Nazis). Interests include SQL Server, baseball, food, coffee, travel, people, & dogs.

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Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· 15d

Perfect night for softball, LOL.

91°, feels like 99°. With an extreme heat warning.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· 16d

Yeah…

Jacob Misiorowski’s pitching line today:
5 innings
1 hit
1 earned run
0 walks
12 strikeouts

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· 19d

Don’t I know it.

Daisy the Lab laying on the backyard grass in what looks like an extremely uncomfortable position: on her back, with her torso twisted left & her hind legs twisted right. She’s a 62-lb derp, still learning how to dog.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· 27d

Gross

A picture of the temperature sensor in my car showing an outside temperature of 106°F.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· Jul 12

You reach a certain age where “bring your own protection” means something completely different.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· Jun 26

There are days I don’t find stuff like a feather on the bath mat, but then there are days I do, and I’m pretty sure l that 99.999% of those days are due to this goof.

Daisy the yellow Labrador retriever, comfortably laying in her back, facing the camera, atop a grey blanket, up against the bump made by the pillow.her front legs are propped lazily up, with her feet hanging down, and her back legs are splayed to either side.

You have to wonder how this is comfortable for a dog but it most certainly must be.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· Jun 23

Oh no. They have seen me eating cheese.

Patty (with the ears) & Daisy watching me eat cheese.

And yes, I’m not a monster - they each got a bite.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· Jun 11

Well that l’il curly part makes me feel a little unsettled…

Screenshot of the radar approaching the Madison, WI area from the south southwest. There’s an ominous looking counterclockwise curl of deep red in the center of it.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· Jun 10

We’re gonna get absolutely nailed with severe weather. Radar images show the nasty storms ~40 miles away, but the sirens just kicked in, so it’s coming FAST!

Radar image of some really dangerous thunderstorms coming in hot.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· May 27

When the grapes come with a free new pet… 🕷️

The fun little black spider in the web it built in the grapes.

A close-up of said spider, including the red-&-yellow hourglass on its abdomen.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· May 17

Happy 5th anniversary to the greatest sports tweet of all time. @mattatomic.bsky.social

Tweet from @matttomic.bsky.social
@matttomic on X.com:

every time I see an Angels highlight it's like
"Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since
'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels
8-3"
11:40 PM • 5/17/21

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· May 11

Mine is bored as well. Ever since the basement contractor left after marking the layout, she’s been sooooo bored…

Daisy the yellow Lab, lazily sprawled, asleep, on a gray blanket on the bed in the spare bedroom where my desk was moved. You can see the wood bed frame, the gray carpet, the white closet doors in the back of the image, and behind Daisy, the printer sitting on a short plastic file cabinet.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· May 6

I waved as we flew over.

Map of an airline flight from Costa Rica to Atlanta, showing where we just passed Orlando, Florida.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· May 3

This? This feels like paradise.

The absolute most beautiful sunset I’ve ever witnessed, from an elevation overlooking the Pacific Ocean.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· Apr 30

Back home, they woke up to frost on the grass. #Vacation

Screenshot of the current temp (85°F) & forecast for the next few days (highs of 86-87°F) where I’m staying, with the standard “afternoon showers”, predictable for this time of year.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· Apr 29

Nice…

Weather app showing 93° partly cloudy, high 96°, low 72°.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· Apr 24

At the gym this morning, another guy tells me I look just like Gurney Halleck in Dune (played by Josh Brolin). Having to admit I haven’t seen it yet might hurt my nerd crew, but I think it’s time!

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· Apr 23

Ironic that he tweeted essentially the same thing 6 years ago yesterday.

Tweet:

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I have instructed the United States Navy to shoot down and destroy any and all Iranian gunboats if they harass our ships at sea.
7:08 AM • Apr 22, 2020

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· Apr 22

Tucker Carlson with his typical idiotic blank look.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· Mar 21

Nice work! I got a great workout in this morning too! Check out my workout on Hevy! hevy.com/workout/P97z...

Screenshot from the Hevy app showing my 2 hour workout this morning, moving over 56,000 pounds.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· Mar 19

A portion of my NCAA basketball tournament bracket, showing I picked High Point over Wisconsin.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· Mar 16

Morning Seth.

Dustin Mueller@sqlcheesecake· Mar 15

Wisconsin is being absolutely SLAMMED with this winter storm. Here’s the current travel advisory map. Black means “Travel not advised”, so basically “Good luck.” This is the worst storm northern & northeastern Wisconsin has seen in decades.