Sredni Eel
@srednieel
I wrote a book! It's here --> Just a Firey who loves David Bowie, monsters, animals, and werewolves. GenX: Saturday morning cartoons and MTV 120 minutes, stat! Also love all the fun bits of Earth.
“I'm not exclusively vegetarian, Jill. if that's what you're trying to say. Vegetarianism, for me, is about saying yes to things, even meat.” - Jane from Coupling explains
It’s apparently National Be Nice to Bugs Day. Do they mean bugs or Bugs? Because I could go either way.
The universe is giving all of us a great big hairy cocktease. You got the wrong one, you rotten bastard. But okay, it’s a decent booby prize.
See this cat? She’s 12 yrs old, but somehow levitates during zoomies. She can run straight to the top of a 6 ft cat tree and then fly across the room. She may, in fact, defy all laws of physics and gravity. She’s also a liquid. #CatSky
Ultimate Toe Beanage! Stop your doomscrolling and *look* at all those wee toes!
I was so impressed by Erling Haaland during the World Cup that I’ve named the northern ice Singer in my next book Haaland. #BookSky
If that’s Pierre La Roche doing Tim Curry’s primping, I’m not disappointed. He’s exactly as I imagined. By the way he also did this makeup!
I was today years old when I found out California has a state dinosaur! It’s called Augustynolophus morrisi.
Aww it’s hard to lose a beloved pet. My own Willem J. Spood is becoming an old man.
Collective nouns for animals. I dunno but a Bloat of Hippos is freaking funny and fat shaming simultaneously.
When informing the library I'd be bringing a werewolf to Book Con, their only response was, "Well, as long as he's roaming the con, because you only have three feet of table space." Dude. I just got permission to unleash a werewolf into the general public. The werewolf in question:
This burger. Look at it! It didn’t even need the BBQ sauce underneath, but yanno burgers are just a vector by which you shovel BBQ sauce in your face.
Pokemon nerds: I saw a couple out walking their Pembroke Welsh corgis during Community Day. In a crowd of 100 pokemon go nerds, I yelled out "OMG SHINY YAMPERS LOOK!!" I'm glad my fellow players were as amused by the joke as I was. Okay, going back into my corner for a while.
Just hoping @jemsjumpers.bsky.social’s spoods are doing okay in the hellish heatwave in the UK.