Andrew Bryzgornia
@srsbryzness
Sufficiently adequate. He/him.
When our eldest son was 3 years old and we thought he was seriously ill because he was doing nothing but laying on the couch, we told the doctor he was "lethargic." She told us in the medical field, "lethargic" is only used when someone is losing consciousness, and our son was not lethargic.
Turns out that ludicrously cheap Pablo López jersey offer isn't being honored, and instead we get a $20 coupon to give Lids/MLB more of our money than they would have received in the first place.
These are easily the best Oreo I've ever had, if you can get past eating a purple cookie. It's a pancake-flavored cookie, by the way, not a chocolate cookie.
. @mzbryz.bsky.social did the "Lucille Bluth just discovered Gene Parmesan" squeal to these.
My foolproof way to get your children to forget about screen time is to for your neighbor to get a dying tree cut down.
@productiveouts.bsky.social My apologies if you've already heard of this guy.
This must be the same game where the pitcher was getting absolutely shelled.
I've been unable to charge my phone in my car for about a week now. After determining the USB cord worked after being plugged into other ports, I inspected the cigarette lighter port to discover a gift one of my sons left me.
Giving you a heads up that the Ace Hardware on Old Shakopee Road in Bloomington has an absolute unit of a cat in their store. Certified megachonker.
Coaching baseball and my son's various sports may have been what kept me out of the top 1%.
Remarkably, McAfee played only one career game against the 49ers in San Francisco, which was Sept. 22nd, 2013. While that game was at Candlestick Park, which is indeed in San Francisco, it's not exactly close to the heart of the city. (e.g. it's currently a 38 min. drive to Fisherman's Wharf.)
I knew I chose a good band to be my favorite. @thriceofficial.bsky.social @rileybreck.bsky.social
I typed this in about an hour tonight (before the shootings in North Minneapolis) and plan on sending this to choice Democratic politicians in the morning. It's a bit long and might go under further revisions, but it's necessary.