Scott S. Semester
@sssemester
Indianapolis Hoosier. Bon vivant. Christian, but pretty bad at it. Likes sweaters, arugula, compassion. Hates waiting, romaine, injustice. Is really proud of you. (he/him)
FURTHERMORE, look at this embarrassment of riches happening at Helium Comedy Club on Saturday. If I were going to be in town, I would camp out there on Saturday! Erin Cholakian, Nicole Byer, AND Jackie Kashian? Just an A+ lineup. indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/calendar?mon...
The dress code for tonight’s show was “Sparkles.” Ya boy does not sparkle dresscodily. But with a dream in my heart, a vest on clearance, and a couple bucks worth of spray adhesive and glitter, by God, I sparkled. Here’s the Before, the After, the Aftermath, and the finished project in the wild.
A friend and I took part one of a two-part watercolor class this morning. I might or might not share my finished product next week, but in the meantime, I like how this practice scrap looked today…
A Facebook friend (who, I guess I now know, is MAGA?) shared this on her Facebook Story. This is extremely weird. And if it’s supposed to be funny, it misses the mark. BY A LOT.
I forget that things don’t autopost from IG here! I’m seeing Lalovavi, an Afrofuturist opera. A singer I met in Savannah plays a giant cobra spirit who, in Act 3, so I’m definitely staying for the whole thing, protects the princess and her people (or something?).
The chandelier above me at dinner just flickered, and I got a wild Final Destination vibe.
Me, just now, in response to this video that popped up in my Memories On This Day on Facebook: “I wonder what the ethical thing I did was. I really should be more careful with my vaguebooki—OHHHHHHHH, rightrightright. That’s why I chose to change jobs a few months later…”
JFC, Ossoff. What on earth. I thought the last last-ditch request was the last last-ditch request, but I guess it wasn’t the last ditch. There might even be more ditches after the end-of-quarter fundraising deadline…
Every month, my shitty health insurance’s shitty premium (which is higher than my mortgage payment, btw) hits my credit card, and it’s fucking MISSPELLED. I’m so glad “CareSource Insurnace” is leaving Indiana next year so I won’t even be tempted to re-up with them.
"It worked in Police Academy 4. Why not here?" www.wthr.com/article/life...
Remember how they played that up in the ‘90s, like they were some wacky sitcom couple, sparring in their day jobs but canoodling after hours? And all the while, they were just paving the road for billionaires… 🙄🍆✊🏻↔️
This wild storm just blew a lot of water and hail onto my home. See if you can pinpoint the exact moment I got hit by hail. 🤣
My net worth is less than one-millionth of that man's net worth, and I'm embarrassed that I haven't done more with my wealth and privilege to make the world a better place. We don't fucking need trillionaires. (See also: We don't need billionaires.)
I mean, ACAB includes Olivia Benson, but I see what they were going for. 😂
“Starting July 1, My CareSource won’t be available, so you should use CareSource MyLife™️, unless you’d prefer MySource CareLife™️ or LifeSource MyCare™️. We paid someone hundreds of thousands of dollars for LifeMy SourceCare™️, and we think you’ll enjoy the additional resources of CareMy SourceLife™️.”
Seconds after I read the (very accurate, per me, who am also a cranky old man) take below, Facebook congratulated me on “one of [my] contents with the most reach,” and, like, I’m ready, Jesus, just take me away from this.
Oh, look what SSS knew six years ago. "...a dangerous weirdo," indeed. If he disappeared tomorrow, I'd have empathy for his family and those who love him, but I would not feel sad.
Bold of Indiana Governor Mike Braun to claim -- NAY, TO PROCLAIM -- that 1/3 of Indiana families with kids* are bullshit families because they're led by a single parent or cohabiting unmarried people. ____________________ *That is, nearly a quarter of a million families with children
Party Posse will not be performing “Yvan Eht Nioj” at the Freedom 250 Concert
I guess Bluesky will let me post photo OR video but not both. Anyway, here’s my video explanation of the joke.
Is there even a point to knowing things anymore? I provided the correct answer IN VIDEO, NO LESS, and then six hours later, Linda just copied and pasted Google’s A.I. result.
I posted on Facebook about the Owl Theory. It escalated* pretty quickly. _________ *I esc—uh… I escalated it pretty quickly.