Stabby Spice
@stabbyspice
Pumpkin spice basic white bitch with twins, cats, & a pumpkin spice pup. Paid by Soros in Girl Scout cookies & stackable velociraptors. AZ desert dweller. #HarrisWalz #DarkBrandon4Evah #AlwaysWithHer she/her/hers
Caroline Girvan Max, Day 1! @blossiepants.bsky.social and I still have one day of Play left butour schedules don't match until this weekend. I'm restarting Max - all full body all the time!. I forgot how hard that first heavy day hits and now I have to hug a giant emotional support avocado.
I'm lying on the couch for one more hour because my bed is full of sleeping children and dogs and Fluffy the cat has decided it's time to aggressively groom me. Help.
Caroline Girvan Play, Day 49: super pump back and biceps. Sing with @blossiepants.bsky.social and me! ...and the man in the back said everyone attack, and it turned into a bicep blitz!
Caroline Girvan Play, Day 48: ALL GLUTE CIRCUITS Just call @blossiepants.bsky.social and me Johnny 5...because we SHORT CIRCUITED!
Caroline Girvan Play, Day 47: exhausted upper body! USA gets knocked out by the country that invented Duvel beer and @blossiepants.bsky.social and I get knocked out by an adorable Irish pixie with an innocent smile and dumbbells! But hey...no red cards here!
Caroline Girvan Play, Day 46: last week leg day! Once again @blossiepants.bsky.social and I are doing legs for SPAIN! ¡ARRIBA ESPAÑA POR LA COPA MUNDIAL!
This is Nanito Gatito Cachorrito Amorcito Chiquitito Gordito Burrito. But we just call him Nani. He turned 16 in June and would like you to know that he is a Very Excellent Cat.
Caroline Girvan Play, Day 45: full body trisets. An Independence Day workout to help @blossiepants.bsky.social and me deal with...*gestures around*...all this. We'd say "Caroline, take us back!" but, you know...Brexit.
I have looked into the abyss, and the abyss gave me red, white, and blue hot dogs.
Caroline Girvan Play, Day 44: back and chest and arms and ALL THE UPPER BODY THINGS You wanna know how good Tony and I are? Spain just won 3-0. WE DID THAT. (Ok maybe not but we crushed the workout so hard for Tony's birthday!)
Caroline Girvan Play, Day 43: no repeat glutes and hamstrings. Caroline, to @blossiepants.bsky.social and my booties: DRACARYS! I want them to know it was me. (YES I COMBINED GoT QUOTES SO WHAT I CAN IF I WANT)
Caroline Girvan Play, Day 42: all delts, all the time. Now our quads AND our shoulders don't work. Nothing works...except my left pinky finger and @blossiepants.bsky.social 's right big toe.
Caroline Girvan Play, Day 41: 10x10 quads. Caroline...Tony and I get together my first day back from vacation and you blow out our quads? YES OK IT WAS OUR CHOICE TO DO THE WORKOUT SO WHAT