Stan Dalone
@standalone
Progenitor of grip and dip cuisine.
Sandra Bullock’s “The Net” made us anxious about the World Wide Web in the same way her performance in “Speed” made us anxious about bus rides. No other actress set our teeth on edge about various topics like Sandra did in the 90s. #StansFilmBlog
Cashier just checked my ID when I bought this beer 😎 #LookingYoung #PlantarFasciitis #colonoscopy @aarpfoundation.bsky.social
That would be a lot like “urgently” returning from the store with a pound of ground beef. It’s still gonna be ground beef when you get home.
Happens to me every time! Still that’s better than any other method I’ve tried.
Everyone has that weird piece of citrus in their fridge. Post your weird old citrus chunk.
Just deleted a tweet due to an unforgivable typo. No I will not post a corrected version!